Why is it always “Dumbledore is my fave” or “Dumbledore is abusive” and never “Dumbledore is so fucking afraid of letting another dark wizard come to power that he channels his own darkness into training a human weapon from childhood to fight the darkness that he knows he can’t while pretending to be the wise wizard mentor that he wishes he actually was wow that is a super fascinating character and we should write all the fanfiction about it?”
(via lupinatic)
My cover of Cherry Wine by Hozier
Watch on YouTube
(Source: handslipshead, via lathori)
Venus, bussin that pussy open since the renaissance
BUST IT WIDE OPEN GIRL
Let us appreciate that this is made of marble! I couldn’t make that out of clay.
I see tiny lil dicks all over the place but this is the first time I have ever seen a statue figure with a vagina. I need more of this in my life
i have NEVER seen a statue with an actual vagina. the most i’ve seen is your standard nude woman statue with her legs clamped shut. this is boss.
(via bleedingwillow96)
“ • “i just committed a crime and i need to use you as a hostage i am so sorry” au• you were my rival in first grade and damn you’ve gotten really hot since then au • i was shrunk to 4 inches tall by…
(Source: arthur-kingsmen)
ravenqueendaughteroftheevilqueen:
“You’re so innocent!”
You’d think so, wouldn’t you…
I thought this was going somewhere deep and meaningful, but I can proudly say that I am not in anyway dissapointed
I STG THIS IS ME 100%
This explains me
(via thepainofthesass)
I still cannot believe the fact that Zuko left Mai without an explanation, and yet she still sacrificed herself to save him. She knew that there was no possible way for her to beat Azula, she knew she’d strike her down right there and then. Otherwise, if Mai’s life wasn’t in danger, why would Ty Lee intervene? She intervened because she understood the consequences of betraying Azula. And Mai did, too. Nevertheless she was ready to die for him, even when she thought that he didn’t love her back. I don’t think people realize how much she loved him.
(Source: queen--asami, via lupinatic)
i am so slow
you can look at the posts on a certain day?
jfc
url.tumblr.com/day/2012/12/25 <- what you posted last christmas
omfg chRIST WHY DIDN’T I KNOW THIS BEFORE????
makes my fckn life EASIER
#WHY ISN’T THIS SHIT IN THE HELP SECTION
BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF USE IS EVER IN THE HELP SECTION
I MUST SPREAD THE WORD TO MY FOLLOWERS
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Australian Morning TV Host Lisa Wilkinson slams ‘50 Shades of Grey’ as “worst movie I’ve ever seen” for being “domestic violence dressed up as erotica”.
The noises I made were unearthly
i love how Karl and the rest of lisa’s squad are like “OHHH!” everytime she drags the movie yaaaaass!
Brutal and beautiful
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Vodka Tia Moran