PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.
Next time you want to yell at a retail employee, imagine them repeating what you are about to say in a squeaky voice. Because that will be your legacy.
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And he was the inspiration for Zorro who became the inspiration for Batman.
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Puppies Who Look Like Teddy Bears (photos via Bored Panda)
Previously: Perfectly Timed Dog Photos
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-What would you do if you couldn’t play music anymore?
-This question makes me uncomfortable because it brings to attention the embarrassing fact that I’m not qualified to do a single thing outside of music. I ignored my mom when she told me I should have a “backup plan.” Sorry mom.
Nick Valensi
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Ships where they hate each other and are enemies but slowly and unintentionally turn into friends and care about each other and still try and act like jackasses to one another but with love ARE MY WEAKNESS
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you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
#i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played
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Vodka Tia Moran
