passific-rim-job:
queersimonmonroe:
In the 2014 additions to the UK Potter books, Rowling says part of the process to become an Animagus is to hold the leaf of a Mandrake in your mouth for a whole month.
Can you imagine. These boys in Minerva McGonagall’s classes for that month, hoping she doesn’t notice.
now that you pointed that out i’m 100% sure minerva knew about that
(Source: queerteddylupin, via thepainofthesass)
blastortoise:
My sexuality is “im not fucking you, so don’t worry about it”
Real talk, though, can I say this to people?
(Source: zamaron, via starwarsisgay)
Anonymous asked: Someone needs to remind that Hilton twatface that some of Shakespeare's plays were basically greek myth fanfiction and would probably have an ao3 account if his crusty ass wasn't in the ground
thunderjellyfish:
deancasheadcanons:
oh my god
Praise
Whoever this nonny is, I love you, I love you, I love you, from the bottom of my Shakespeare-worshiping heart.