no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match
I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point
what’s better is that in the uk we actually say “touch wood” so now I’m envisioning the entire team gently and quietly placing their hands on him while oliver looks around in bewilderment
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Btw, only around 11 people in the entire United States die a year from food allergies, including peanut allergies. And in the last 8 years, 6,328 children in the United States have died from vaccine-preventable diseases.
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the-mesmer-britt-flashylights:
“where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
lmfao I lost followers after reblogging this, so here I’m reblogging it again
If I lose followers for reblogging this, good. I don’t need followers who support this pile of stinking bird shit.
LMAO!
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
USE THE FUCKING PROPER PRONOUNS.
The magazine specifically says “Transitioning Male to Female” but they continue to say “how HIS family is supporting him” and “HE is finally happy”
I can’t imagine how much courage it took for her to come out, especially since her life is almost completely public. If she is transitioning to female, then PLEASE respect that and publish the correct pronouns on the cover of your magazine. I don’t know much about the Kardashians/Jenners but I’ve been seeing these magazines everywhere lately. For god’s sake, People, get it fucking right or don’t publish it.
Also, WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS? She has finally come out and announced her name and gender identity, but I’ve seen no support. I can’t find a single article that addresses her by her correct name or pronouns, and every article I’ve seen is cruel, petty, transphobic, etc. and yet even on tumblr I’ve seen nothing about her. How can we get her some good coverage?
EDIT: Just noticed it’s nowhere on here; her name is Belinda
THE ARTICLE SPECIFICALLY SAYS THAT HE IS GOING BY HIS/HIM PRONOUNS FROM EVERYONE INCLUDING FAMILY UNTIL HE IS READY AND HOW THE MAGAZINE IS DOING THE SAME BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOT RUSH SOMEONE WHO IS TRANSITIONING.
READ THE ARTICLE BEFORE YOU GET ANGRY.
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School tells gay student to go back in the closet or leave
Go back in the closet, or find a new school. That was the heartbreaking decision being forced upon Austin Wallis, a 17-year-old vlogger, who posted an emotional video on his YouTube channel after he claims he was told by school administrators that if he wanted to stay enrolled at his private Christian high school, he would have to cease being open about his sexuality and delete his social media accounts.
It’s 2015, I can’t believe that people can still be treated this way. I’m an atheist but I do believe that if there is a God he would love everyone, regardless or their sexuality or gender identity.
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its 2015 why do women still have to pay for tampons and pads
because guys still have to pay for condoms ok women fuck, stop wanting special treatment.
condoms are given out for free at clinics and schools. we dont want special treatment i want fundamental human rights.
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In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.
You can’t possibly say no to that.
“I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE. HUMAN. SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK.”
I’LL SIGN THE DAMN PAPERWORK, SOMEONE GET ME A PEN.
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He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”
He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!
I needed the Protector Puppy. Here, have a Protector Puppy.
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Because a lot of doods were upset about a Ghostbusters remake with a female cast, I propose that we balance it out with a Charlie’s Angels remake with all-male Angels. That’s a decent exchange, right? If women are going to steal men’s important ghostbusting jobs, it’s only fair that men steal women’s sexy-crimefighting-in-swimsuits-and-cutoffs jobs. Let’s be fair and give the MRAs what they want, by having a team of hot guys go undercover as models, centerfolds, chorus boys, gigolos, pageant contestants, lifeguards, go-go dancers, etc.
Here’s my proposed cast:
Ryan Guzman as ‘Brian Duncan’
Charles Michael Davis as ‘Jack Munroe’
Harry Shum Jr. as ‘Kelly Garrett’
Lucien Laviscount as ‘Kris Munroe’
Hunter Parrish as ‘Theo Welles’
Booboo Stewart as ‘Julius Rogers’
plus Kristin Chenoweth as ‘Bosley’
and Kate Mulgrew as the voice of ‘Charlie’
(And if you like this, you’ll love my Bond Boys.)
#remakewithwomen approves of the balancing out by doing a #remakewithmen of Charlie’s Angels. And Charlie is a unisex name too. Perfect.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK I DID NOT KNOW I NEEDED THIS.
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Vodka Tia Moran
