"I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up."
— My friend’s Mom (via oitheresawargoingonhere)
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
jean-luc-gohard:
The only good thing to come out of 50 Shades of Grey is reading about how much the actors hate each other, the director and the author hate each other, and nobody but the author seems to think it’s going to be anything short of a disaster.
(Source: steviemcfly, via adelindschade)
ludakristen:
kims-possible:
ludakristen:
*pauses mid bj to put hair in bun* ok leggo
Ok so real talk I dated this guy for a while and whenever I went down on him I would tie my hair up. He told me later that I had accidentally conditioned him so that anytime I put my hair up around him he would immediately get a boner.
This is amazing
This is true power
(Source: brassbuttonss, via adelindschade)
kneelbeforemistressphil:
kaalashnikov:
your-continuum:
kaalashnikov:
do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety
like they just
DO THINGS
without worrying about them first
wow
Anxiety is an excuse
I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life
The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.
think about that
(Source: necromancier, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)