Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It’ll make sense later.
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Heads Up
In case you were not already aware, I am not the one reblogging those 50 shades movie promo posts
Tumblr is doing it for me
I do not support that movie in any way, shape, or form.
Please do not unfollow me for that reason
what the SHIT tumblr?
If tumblr does this shit on my blog, please let me know so I can delete them. Leave it to 50 shades to use a marketing ploy that forces something you don’t want on you without your fucking consent.
^^^YES PLEASE.
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A reminder that “male” armour usually works just as well with female bodies. If you’re trying to design something practical, useful and historical looking (or even just something the follows the laws of physics), never ever put in boob cups. Aside from the fact they give the armour a sort of “focus point” for swords, falling down on them would send the shock right into the sternum. Regular plate armour leaves enough space between the chest for small to medium sized boobs anyway. But say the girl underneath is a buxom lass, you can still avoid that cleavage, boob cup shape while leaving enough space for her melons.
But aside from plate, things like the top picture, chainmail and all sorts of leather armour are unisex. I know you might be thinking that the feminine thing to do when designing a female warrior is to show off a bit of thigh or neck or cleavage or something, but really, understand that if the goal of that armour is to protect completely, putting an obvious gap in it is a terrible idea and she’ll surely get stabbed very quickly.
And don’t feed me the “it’s magic, I don’t got to explain shit” line. Bollox. Magic armour and forcefields need to make some sense too. Show me something that LOOKS like it’s generating a barrier over the character instead of just saying “Oh the G-string of Invulnerability is just as good as wearing full plate anyway”. If that’s the case, everyone would wear it. And why can’t they just tie it around their belt? Make me believe that your magic armour and spells have logic to them. If not, please don’t play your world straight. I’m all for super stylised designs as long as they’re sold as such, but if you’re trying to make a world that feels real enough for people to believe and get immersed in, think this stuff out. If you’ve designed someone with sparse, gapped armour that shows skin, give your character a reason to wear it.
I’ve got some folks following my Tumblr who have a thing for women in (good) armor. Enjoy, guys and gals!
Even a fandom blog needs women in gorgeous, realistic armor.
I’m a woman and I make chainmaille armour (even made some plate back in the day). The only time I made something different for a woman was when I put ‘extensions’ into a maille shirt because she was pregnant and needed more room for her bump.
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How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cryThis
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we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
justin bieber
robin thicke
tony abbott
lawrence lockman
perez hilton
nash grier
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
Hosted by Ellen
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i’m not here to tell you “guys this movie is so important we have to save it”
no
this movie will save itself
because it’s SO TERRIBLE
(by the way if you think this power point is incomprehensible WAIT UNTIL YOU WATCH THE DAMN FILM,
ZAZAZING!)
(also if you want some trigger warnings for this dumb film just let me know)
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Neil deGrasse Tyson talking about creationism, science celebrities and kids on National Geographic. Watch the full video here.
national treasure.
PREACH
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Finding Nemo…. Anime.
You have no idea
how much I want this
I haven’t seen it really in the comments but can we talk about how Nemo doesn’t have a right hand? He doesn’t have a right hand just like in the movie his fin is messed up and I think that’s perf.
But does that mean that Gil is hiding scars under his sleeve? Remember what his fin looked like after he landed on the dental tools…
I need pictures of Gil shirtless for reasons.
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Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
so that’s the function of a rubber duck
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.
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