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January 21, 2015
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cactusspatz:

rudesby:

myarmsareridiculous:

holy heck y’all need to watch this okay so

they took a group of lindy hoppers and they took a group of street dancers and they pitted them against each other, but switched the music so swingers have to dance to hip hop (?) and the street dancers to swing music. And then at the end they all dance to their own music and omg this is so good this makes my heart feel so good please watch this video

this is 100% my new favorite thing

Holy fuck, this is the most delightful thing I’ve seen in weeks.

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January 21, 2015
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thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

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January 21, 2015
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actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a ‘compliment’) and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger’ and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

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January 21, 2015
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b-e-a-u-t-yisonlyskindeep:

excavationed:

I want to meet someone who makes me feel the way music does

this is the most beautiful thing ive ever read

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January 21, 2015
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relahvant:

best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

this guy is my hero

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January 21, 2015
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pieandhotdogs:

elderleaves:

spamanos:

Zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

“IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT ‘AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”

— Hades at some point probably

I laughed way too hard at this.

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Tags: greek mythology according to tumblr

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January 21, 2015
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joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes: “ ask-gallows-callibrator: “ Oh my fucking god ” the weird lesbian god ”

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

Oh my fucking god

the weird lesbian god

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January 21, 2015
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January 20, 2015
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stressfracture-d:

blanksexual:

extraswerve:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

pottysmovingcastle:

mr-epicpantz:

I don’t care what you believe in, this is a great man.

HE DEMOTED A FRIGGIN CARDINAL FOR HIS ANTI-GAY COMMENTS. HE ROCKS.

I WANT TO SEE HIM IN LEATHERS ON A MOTORCYCLE WITH A CO-BISHOP OR WHATEVER IN A SIDE CAR

And now he acknowledges that the theory of evolution doesn’t contradict what the bible says. He is what popes are supposed to be like because he doesn’t care about the nitpicky details, he really just cares about helping people

i think he may be the first pope that even REMOTELY reflects what jesus taught. i hope people can learn from him. i like the guy 

HE IS THE BOMB DIGGITY

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January 20, 2015
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grinandclaireit:

If I was gonna hire a dog walker off of Craigslist it’d be this guy

I WOULD HIRE THIS GUY IN A HEARTBEAT.

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Tags: FLAWLESS flawless start to finish