ishmael got that job despite never going whaling before PARTLY bc his boyfriend’s a great harpooneer n was like “if u hire me u gotta hire my sea husband too, wherei go he goes” but ALSO…
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Now that gay marriage is legal in Nevada does that mean drunk straight dudes in Las Vegas can accidentally get married.
#’accidentally’#’suppose we have to spend the rest of our lives together now bro’
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Instances may range simply from the denial by an abuser that previous abusive incidents ever occurred, up to the staging of bizarre events by the abuser with the intention of disorienting the victim.
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“And that was how I found out.”
#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE
(Source: pietro-goes-nyoom, via clockwork-mockingbird)
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I don’t know if this is true, but it’s hysterical
So my first thought was, “Why did you bring a cat onto your plane?”, but then I read the excellent link from jump-suit, and learned that
the crew found (the cat) ‘more useful than any barometer. You must never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat,’ as Murray Simon put it.
Never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat - advice that we should all remember and take to heart.
This post just keeps getting better and better.
A phrase often heard in this household as well.XD
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Another collection of people being kind.
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THIS MAKES MY HEART SING
(Source: webofgoodnews, via bleedingwillow96)
WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
(via starwarsisgay)
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