let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
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People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
Omfg
goodbye friends i am gone and I AM TAKING EVERYTHING WITH ME
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eteo:
i have an idea for a website:
alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever
we make this website.
and people upload pictures of themselves and add characteristic tags or something (curly hair, brown eyes, etc) ((idk something like that))
and we UNITE YOU WITH YOUR TWINS
LETS DO IT IT WOULD BE FUN
PLEASE CAN THIS BE A THING
We needthis
kill your double
DO NOT KILL YOUR DOUBLE
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gosh but like we spent hundreds of years looking up at the stars and wondering “is there anybody out there” and hoping and guessing and imagining
because we as a species were so lonely and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them…
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i have otps and notps but i also have nothankyoutps where i don’t outwardly hate the pairing but i wanna be polite when i say keep that shit out my face
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![all-the-weird-things:
“ exploratorium:
“ mashable:
“ itscolossal:
“ A Multi-Camera 360° Panoramic Timelapse of the Stars by Vincent Brady [VIDEO]
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WHOA!
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Too mind bending not to reblog!
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i feel like this is exactly what Vincent Van Gogh saw and...](http://68.media.tumblr.com/4e12ed79b6fa93fbd2f17ccd004921d6/tumblr_n7h573O5RR1rte5gyo1_500.gif)
A Multi-Camera 360° Panoramic Timelapse of the Stars by Vincent Brady [VIDEO]
WHOA!
Too mind bending not to reblog!
i feel like this is exactly what Vincent Van Gogh saw and now i am crying
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Flashback. Actor Chris Evans for Flaunt Magazine.
Rule 1. Always reblog Chris’ softcore porn phase.
The thing about this photoset is that Evans is a passive subject for the camera.
Most photos of a beefy blonde male have him staring aggressively. You know the type I mean - stance wide and shoulders spread, eyes lit with challenge, as if he’s about to punch or fuck the camera man. This set is the exact opposite. Evans glances away from the camera like a Victoria’s Secret model, or else peeks from behind a shirt like he’s asking for approval. The photos where he’s on his knees have his spine curved to show off his slender waist, elbows in to show submission. Heck, in one picture the curve of his torso mirrors the curve of the lady on the poster in the background.
Some photographer, when deciding to work with Evans, decided to shoot him in a way that women are often portrayed, instead of the traditional machismo alpha male bullshit. Thank you, photographer. Tumblr is grateful.
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— inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via tea-storm)
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why are teenagers so damn angry?
because they’re treated like children and expected to behave like adults
Finally, someone says it.
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Vodka Tia Moran
