starkked:

Do your kids’ friends ever come up and go ‘You’re the Hulk.’? [x]

(via thepainofthesass)

trumpettimes:

thestarkidshavethephonebox:

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

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SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

I think it’s more like ….

                                SNAP

                         SNAP

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SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

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SNAP 

(Source: lordharrypotter, via bleedingwillow96)

pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas:
“ aplacetobebree:
“ delianisnotonfire:
“ belladino:
“ nelladee:
“ Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment
”
and you dont want to do that ._.
”
salmon is for desire
”
what am I looking at
”
I can’t...

pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas:

aplacetobebree:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

(Source: hypothetical-happiness-blog, via bleedingwillow96)

obfuscobble:
“ daniistrouble:
“ I feel like I heard a mic drop on this.
”
damn.
”

obfuscobble:

daniistrouble:

I feel like I heard a mic drop on this.

damn.

(Source: mymagicmurderbag, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

patrickmasturbateman:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

(via adelindschade)

onlyblackgirl:

theprettygoodgatsby:

piffsburg:

Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

What is wrong with men that they equate equality with who you can abuse?

(Source: e-bae, via adelindschade)

A conversation that just happened

  • Me: Let's order Chinese for dinner.
  • Husband: Awesome. Let's do it.
  • *Like thirty minutes go by*
  • Me: Honey, are you going to call the restaurant?"
  • Husband: I thought you were going to.
  • Me: You...thought the deaf girl was going to call the restaurant?
  • Husband: I now see the flaw in that assumption.

pxyls:

rosebud-for-now:

proudly-pro-choice:

It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them.

-Allie

I don’t normally put political things on my blog but this one got me bad

(Source: nixoninajar, via bleedingwillow96)

thefirststarr:

9 things to seriously make you re-consider the entire existence of mankind

Source: buzzfeed.com

(via bleedingwillow96)

letlovehappen:
“ krymsinviking:
“ ultrafacts:
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This is what I used to do when my parents wanted me to cook dinner. “I’m sorry, you didn’t want me to burn the corn, and put the Mac & cheese cheese...

letlovehappen:

krymsinviking:

ultrafacts:

Source

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This is what I used to do when my parents wanted me to cook dinner. “I’m sorry, you didn’t want me to burn the corn, and put the Mac & cheese cheese in the hamburger helper?”

I don’t even do this on purpose and it works well about half the time

(via ultrafacts)