I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.
Hint from your local minister’s kid: There isn’t one, and even those “supported” by religion are shoddy and absurd.
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Stage 1: NOW KISS
Stage 2: NOW FUCK
Stage 3: NOW BREAK EACH OTHER’S HEARTS AND THEN MEND THEM SLOWLY WHILE TOUCHING EACH OTHER WITH REVERENT, TREMBLING HANDS
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Girls don’t want boys, girls want detailed masterpieces of fanfiction with good narrative, fluff, angst and smut of their otp.
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J Hall Comics really delivered with this one (via Imgur)
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#probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history
This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this.
It’s still hillarious.
One of my favorite lines
I kinda feel like the writers wrote this line specifically to drive the kind of fans who want to figure out how sci-fi tech would theoretically work crazy. They’re like “nope! We’re not going to give you any techno babble to tear apart or investigate or mull over to tell us how we’re doing it wrong, or how it compares in effectiveness to similar tech in other franchises.”
I also feel like this is one of those times when the TARDIS’s translation circuit just gave the fuck up. Like the ‘physics physics physics’ scene, where he is imparting secrets of the universe and the TARDIS is like THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THIS IN ENGLISH DAMN IT DOCTOR OH HELL FUCK IT.
OH MY GODS she TOTALLY edits his speech. I be he actually swears a fuckton but the TARDIS is like THERE ARE CHILDREN
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer providing excellent commentary on how straight white misogynistic fuckwits deal with rejection. This guy decides to set vicious hellhounds on his classmates at their prom because one girl rejected him.
Actually he did it because of ethics in video game journalism
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WAIT! WAIT!! WHERE’S THE CAVALRY?!?
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AND SHE’S BRUCE WAYNE’S COUSIN
#fakegeekboys
Fucking Fake Geek Boys who don’t even read the comics I swear to god…
Go back to playing Call of Duty
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I still haven’t decided which form of pun delivery I prefer
- said with a shitty grin, followed by a “aaaaaaahhhhhhh?“ that increases in volume and pitch (finger pistols optional but recommended)
- said in absolute deadpan with no change in facial expression and no follow-up at all
- said online where nobody can tell what you’re doing as you write it
- UPS worldwide expedited with tracking
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Vodka Tia Moran
