WHAT IF
they’d have all died.
#There are two ways this could have gone #1: Natasha is turned and the movie is really short as she gets shit DONE #2: Natasha has made herself immune to brainwashing and the movie is really short because not even frost giants are immune to snapped necks
EITHER WAY, BLACK WIDOW GETS SHIT DONE.
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WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
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what the heck harry turns 20 in 4 months he was like 16 yesterday
1st world problems
Harry’s older than that. Rowling said he was born in ‘80. He’s like 33 now
another episode on ‘is this post about harry potter or harry styles”
and here I thought they were talking about the prince
what up Britain time to get some new names
(Source: nontransition, via adelindschade)
Know what’s real fucked? Every other age group has the correct aged actors representing them except teenagers. Adults play adults - children play children; but teenagers are played by more adults. Why? Because apparently our body changes from puberty are too ugly for TV. So what happens? We go through those years looking at the perfect “teenagers” and wondering why we don’t look like that.
*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON SO HARD THAT MY FIST BREAKS*
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Homeless Cat Cuddles With Abandoned Baby, Saves It From Freezing To Death
STAHP!
animals are always rescuing helpless infants. i love it.
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sorry but a relationship where you forbid each other to talk to the opposite sex isn’t a relationship at all. love is about admiration not possession, we might live in a world where materialism is acceptable but people aren’t the same you can’t control someone like that
*sends this to all the couples at my school*
(Source: sphyres, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
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Balem Abrasax → Jupiter Ascending costume lookbook
Okay. Okay you all need to know something. I am going to see the hell out of this movie. I am going to watch it on opening night and cackle with gleeful abandon. Gay Bondage Space Wizard villain? Sign me up. Half-man-half-wolfthing Channing Tatum as the Spaceman Antihero? Put it in my eyeballs. Mila Kunis as some kind of Unknowing Space Princess/Janitor? Express it directly to my brain.
I see you judging me, but I do not care. I don’t care! Bring it to me, trash masters of the world, bring me your clunky dialogue and ludicrous casting choices. Bring my your wooden romances and endless debate about Space Industry nobody gives a shit about. Bring me your eye-searingly awful CGI.
This movie is going to be a cult classic and I for one am getting in on the ground floor. Look at this Made Up Evil Spaceman Royalty Name. Look at him. He’s barefoot. He’s draped head to toe in sparklegoth space chic. He probably eats minions whole by unhinging his snake jaw. My body is ready.
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Vodka Tia Moran
