Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

shuuya-kana:

wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

THIS ESPECIALLY WORKS FOR ASEXUALS ABOUT EVERYONE THANK YOU

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Choaked at Theater

Excuse you

History:

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hollyjollymage:

rainbowreverie21:

armedwits:

pizza:

wingsunfurled:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

odiinson:

Parts of Australia are supposed to be so hot over the next few days that weather charts had to have new colours added to visually show how fucking hot it will be

WE’RE ALL GOING TO BURN

I FEEL LIKE IM LOOKING INTO THE EYE OF DEATH

NOT COOL AUSTRALIA. NOT COOL.

50 FUCKIN 4 DEGREES

BY THE WAY 54 DEGREES IS 129.2 F

Are you guys okay over there??

do people actually live in that purple area

(Source: wiintersoldiier, via starwarsisgay)

jebiwonkenobi:

How awkward would it have been if the Weasley twins stole Faux-Moody’s flask thinking it was top shelf firewhiskey

They pour out shots and drink them at the same time and a couple minutes later they’re like “Holy shit, we’re identical!” Followed by “Okay but we should probably report this.”

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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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