Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

dead-end-street:

everybodyilovedies:

ninemoons42:

astolat:

last-snowfall:

Finally! This scene is insufficiently giffed, seeing as Sam is in fact the sex here.

OH

YES thank you

Also I must flail once again with even more love for how Sam, despite being unpowered, just goes right in there, going after a guy armed with a machine gun with a two-inch knife and nothing else. <3 <3 <3

Dinky little knife? No problemo. He goes in stone cold and just made of fucking awesome. HELLS BELLS YEAH SAM WILSON FOUR FOR YOU SAM WILSON.

I also love how Sam’s style is much less refined than like, Bucky or Steve or Natasha’s. It’s skilled, for sure, bc he’s had training, but it’s not this crazy fancy ballerina gymnast fucking dance shit like those guys do. It’s like “dude i’m gonna fucking kick you in the knee gimme that gun.”

#Sam Wilson brings a knife to a gunfight and leaves with a gun (via hauntedjaeger)

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nyannerz:

ive come here to receive a rub

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moist-but-ready:

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sh4ne:

euro-trotter:

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edwad:

this is so fucked up

For the love of god

I’ve smoked only about 4 ciggs in my life and this already makin me wanna stop

It looks like someone is blowing air into a rotting plum

Erin….

this
this needs to be seen by everyone

Scary thing is it only takes about a year for the effect seen on the left to start, and once it starts it doesn’t go back! Never smoke guys.

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dragonskiing:

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ultrafacts:

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Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source

let me tell you a story about the google headquarters

so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw

but you’d kind of expect all that right

but then I started to notice something kind of weird

there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface

so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:

“google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks.” a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"

google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks

and actually listened to it

AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS

Actually, rubber ducks can also be used for programmers. If there is a bug in code, sometimes programmers will find it by explaining the code to a rubber duck in order to find any bugs

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gaslightgallows:

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asianconfusion:

Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

#HIS NAME IS GET OFF ME

#DOG MERMAIDS#oh my god. oh my god dog mermaids have just as poor of manners as regular dogs

# LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME # HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI # YOU’RE SQUISHY # I’M SIT

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AOS Headcanon Text Post [12/?]

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