MINDBLOWN
That
Right there
Is every single book you’ve ever read
That’s it. This is my next tattoo.
I was thinking “cool” right up until “that right there is every single book you’ve ever read” because wow.
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Anonymous asked: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
come closer one second
little closer
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Listerine enema oh my god
this is my favorite post on tumblr I’ve reblogged it so many times
SO SAYETH THE QUEEN!
Anonymous asked: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
come closer one second
little closer
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Listerine enema oh my god
this is my favorite post on tumblr I’ve reblogged it so many times
SO SAYETH THE QUEEN!
That would be lovely.
(Source: best-of-memes, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider
I need this in my life
That sounds fucking terrifying.
The lullaby should be in Russian.
This is like my 10th time Reblogging but it’s too good not to
(Source: absolurltly, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
IS WONDER WOMAN TELLING HER TO GO STAB THOSE BOYS AND PROBABLY KILL THEM
Yes
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friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:
friendlyneighbourhoodpizzamanwhen Canadians actually say “eh”
fun fact: if there’s a problem with people using fake Canadian passports for things like drug smuggling the border patrol have been known to engage Canadian passport holders in friendly conversation to see if they properly use the word “eh”
Why do you keep tagging me in Canadian posts do you not know other Canadians
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Helpful writing tips for my friends.
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