bryceckrispies:

jessicafayeee:

bryceckrispies:

ive realized that telling people to replace “muslim” with “jew” and having them realize how much they sound like Hitler can help strike a chord

But Jews don’t kill people just for not believing what they do.

Neither do Muslims but thanks for your ignorant and racist input that I didn’t ask for.

(Source: antassid, via adelindschade)

  • Relative: So do you have a boyfriend?
  • Me: I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me.
petermorwood:
“ baruchsbalthamos:
“ creativewritingcat:
“ But I would not oppose the invention of a telepathic keyboard.
” ”
Be careful what you ask for…
We’ve been using Dragon (then Dictate, now Naturally Speaking) for years. The early versions...

petermorwood:

baruchsbalthamos:

creativewritingcat:

But I would not oppose the invention of a telepathic keyboard.

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Be careful what you ask for…

We’ve been using Dragon (then Dictate, now Naturally Speaking) for years. The early versions needed a lot of training, but we both noticed that they recognised the major swearwords straight out of the box.

It told us a lot about what the beta-testing must have been like…

(Source: creativewritingcat-blog, via bronzedragon)

illustratedkate:

Natasha sends the cutest texts!! (sorry the pictures are so small - full view them to read the writing!)

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thesavioremmaswan:

The fact that the new trailer of Avengers 2 came out 50 minutes ago and yet all I see on tumblr are posts about Natasha and people being so fucking excited about her backstory, really speaks VOLUMES about what it is that fans are more interested in seeing.

You know that if Marvel ever made a Black Widow movie, people would go see the fuck out of it. Several times.

So where is it.

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haaaaaaaveyoumetted:

this show gives no fucks

(Source: sandandglass, via bleedingwillow96)

corianwornen:

impervious-wit:

burekevan:

Robin Williams’ last lines.

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)

If you don’t have respect for how Robin Williams made the whole world smile even though he was fighting a horrendous battle in the darkest pits of hell, then you don’t deserve my time.

I broke down crying when this scene started. I knew, I just knew, that this was going to hurt. The world is going to miss Robin Williams, and generations from now they may not even know his name. My kids will.

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mashable:

bjoneswho:

Some of these chemical reaction gifs make me sick to my stomach, but I want to see so much more of it.

These reactions are simultaneously fascinating and terrifying.

(Source: m1ssred, via ultrafacts)

Tags: SCIENCE!

magicmumu:

infinitefandoms:

strangerinsidethetardis:

fairgroundsoldier:

i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

#we all read better fanfiction

#we all WRITE better fanfiction

 (swanqueenistruelove)

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