***AGE OF ULTRON IMPORTANT PARTS***
1. NATASHA ROMANOFF AND HER BACKSTORY
YES PLEASE.
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I think this is officially the best accidental crossover in history.
Just saying.
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haha hey guys do you remember that hilarious thing where i’m like technically an adult and stuff?
because i just fucking did.
went from folding paper birds to worrying about my fiber intake real fuckin’ quick
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[[The way Tonks handled being unable to be in a relationship with Remus was sickening. When she was wallowing in the fact that he wouldn’t date her it annoyed me. Women, should not just sit around feeling sorry for themselves because of a man. If a guy doesn’t return their feelings, screw him. Her actions made me lose respect for her as a character. From then on I felt as though Remus deserved someone like an older version of Hermione or even Hermione herself.]]
oh dear did tonks get in the way of your creepy inappropriate ship?
Tonks’ cousin (who had been unjustly incarcerated) was dead, killed by her own psychopathic aunt (who she had failed to defeat earlier) before his name could be cleared. Her world went to war, and people started dying and disappearing at a rapid rate, with her unable to do anything about it despite being an Auror and a member of the Order. And yes, the man she loved had not only rejected her, but had taken up a mission that had a high risk of him getting killed by the same man who’d attacked him as a child and cost him his health and self-esteem - and that lack of health and the resulting lack of employment and self-esteem was the reason he was rejecting her in the first place. Not to mention the obvious mental health issues running through her mother’s side of the family. But this fandom just can’t get enough of saying ‘Gee Tonks, you suck for having feelings, especially for a man.’
Speaking of Hermione… when the man she loved walked away from her during a war, I seem to recall her shedding her fair share of tears and being less than upbeat. I also seem to recall her physically striking her loved one in rage when he returned.
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The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color
This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.
I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS
It’s like they were made for each other.
i swear to fucking hell if you fuckers start shipping a book and a pen i will forcibly shove you back into the pits of hell you came from
Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.
“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”
TUMBLR STOP.
do i ship a pen and a book?
yes i do.
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Anonymous asked: Can a average sized penis cause you the same enjoyment as a big penis?
twistedpolyamor-deactivated2015:
I’m sooooooooo tired of this dumb ass question. And it’s the same question to every girl blogger that shows you a titty or an ass.
It amazes me how many of you muthafuckas secretly have an obsession with dick size comparisons. And we all, for the sake of your feelings, try to give you a generalized answer so you won’t feel you shitty about your dicks well look:
The average fucking dick size is 4.7 to 6.3 inches when it’s hard. The average pussy is 4.25 inches to 4.75 inches when we’re turned on. What does that mean? Bitch you guessed it, length has no impact on sexual satisfaction. Even women are confused about that shit. “ohhhhh I need a big dick to fuck me” no you don’t bitch you need somebody to fuck you real good.
The g spot is about 2–3 inches inside of our pussy so what you need to question is your technique.
What cha stroke game looking like?
Are you hitting walls?
Can you rotate your hips to curve your dick?
How long can you last without busting?
Are you rubbing the clit while you’re in it?You can have a size 10 dick and be trash. Fuck around and have a good 5 inches and knowledge of pleasuring a woman and be the gift of God.
It ain’t what you got its how you use it. And if a bitch don’t like your average dick size, give her some mind blowing sex to prove a point and never talk to her again.
This!
Yep, amen
We get 10 questions a day about penis size, truthfully it’s the width of the penis, not the length that matters. You guys don’t need to worry about it, be happy with what you got.
The reason gay people have so few straight friends is that we can only pardon a limited number of straight people per year, and each pardon only lasts the calendar year and must be cleared with the High Gay Council. It’s a lot of bureaucracy that none of us care for.
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Found this on Facebook. Omg. This is just terrible. I giggled. I goddamn giggled. I’m going to hell for this…
I Can’t…I Can’t even begin to describe my feelings towards this. I’m dying. I’m laughing my ass off.
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I sometimes wonder if people who prefer the Russell T Davies era ever actually watched it.
I would rather have outlandish, shitty special effects than a horrible plot, which is what we’re stuck with now.
Davies cared about dynamic characters and really interesting plot lines while Moffat doesn’t give a fuck and has shitty cliché plots and shallow characters.
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things im looking forward to seeing in aou
- clintasha
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