I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.
WANT.
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Favorite Beauty Gurus: Babylailalov
“I used to compete in skateboarding in middle school with hijab on…you know, I’m a G like that…keeping it real”
It’s not okay to be this stunning
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I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
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this is your daily reminder to not forget about ferguson. Keep it going!
(Source: stellarian, via bleedingwillow96)
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Ynon Kreiz, the president of Maker Studios (The New Yorker)
I am really incredibly sorry for the dumb shit adults say, kids.
(via imaginarycircus)
not only can we do it but we’ll do it in one 24 hour period
(via alltheladiesyouhate)
Here’s the thing I find really funny (and by funny I mean pathetic) about this assumption that younger, digital-savvy generations today have no attention span. The thing is, yes, we will tune into a thing for five minutes and then flip away to another channel. We will turn to our phones for entertainment during commercial breaks and if we’re not interested in what we’re looking at we’ll go look at something else. This might be interpreted as a short attention span.
The thing is, what we have right now is what a lot of us and the generations before us didn’t have: a metric fuck-ton of choices. Sure, there’s a growing market for short, self-contained forms of entertainment: short stories and webisodes and other types of serialized fiction that you can consume in small doses, while you’re on your lunch break or taking your morning train. And that’s great. I love that stuff. Again, it gives you another choice, tailor-made with modern life in mind (but not exactly new, either; plenty of popular fiction used to be serialized in magazines and newspapers).
But if creators and network executives are looking at their audience and deciding that the audience isn’t paying attention to what they’re producing because “these kids today and their attention spans,” I’ve got a news flash for them: you’re not losing their attention because they’re not capable of giving it to you. You’re losing their attention because what you’re producing isn’t good enough and they’ve got better more interesting things to do with their time. They’ve got options. You want to capture their attention? Step up your fucking game and produce something that isn’t fucking garbage.
(via captain-snark)
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pandemicofpreposterousplatypi:
for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com
at first I thought it was some kind of insult poem and it was beautiful
My new favourite thing
favouriting for future use
(Source: itsmurjana, via starwarsisgay)
A wonderful animation full of flower symbolism in which a teenage girl cuts her hair short, becomes a crossdresser, and poses as a dude while joining a bunch of guys in an Asian country whose leader is an attractive love interest who doesn’t realize she’s a girl at first until she’s seen partially nude.
kiss kiss kill the huns
^^If you didn’t hear that as the theme song, you sit on a throne of lies.
(via allephant)
“Why are you still obsessed with Ferguson?”
Because a kid is dead and his murderer is still free.And the state district attorney publicly confessed to suborning perjury to let the murderer escape indictment.
So it’s not an obsession…
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Jill Soloway accepting the Best TV Comedy Golden Globe for ‘Transparent’ (via micdotcom)
This show is amazing! thank god it won
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Vodka Tia Moran
