if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
without me
i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Trust.
He didn’t let the pup fall the first time, and so the pup did not hesitate to trust the second time. I love this.
this is way too cute
(via anacfranco)
things girls dont like about boys
- “ew stop talking about tampons tmi”
- *draws penis on literally everything*
- “whoa chill out it’s just a joke”
- “yeah it’s 8 inches”
- “she looks like such a bitch”
- “lmao im such a lesbian”
- “if you like girls why dont you dress like one”
- “Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls”
“period cramps cant be that bad”
"Jesus. Are you on your period?
(Source: abominaidan, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
why is it when a father kills his daughter’s rapist everyone sympathises and praises him but when the daughter kills the rapist herself she’s gone too far and now she’s the same if not worse than him… i’m joking i know why, we all know why
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”
I would watch the fuck outta that are you kidding me
(via anacfranco)
FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
just because a girl is bitchy doesn’t mean she’s on her period maybe she just doesn’t fucking like you or you’re being an annoying little shit
(via starwarsisgay)
The only way to respond when someone asks you “why do you write strong female characters.”
The last one.
(via starwarsisgay)
Vodka Tia Moran
