- (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
- Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
- Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
- Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
- Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
- Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
- (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
- Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
- (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
- Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
- Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
- Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
- (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
Fun fact
In 49 I repeat FORTY FUCKING NINE states you can kill a trans person and use the “trans panic defense” as your reason for fucking killing someone like me and IT ACTUALLY WORKS. My life is nothing as long as the person who killed me was scared enough to fucking murder me.
Who should really be the scared one here?
Marriage equality is great and all but FUCKAND THIS MOSTLY AFFECTS BLACK TRANS WOMEN.
SAY IT WITH ME NOW.
BLACK TRANS WOMEN.
What the actual fucking hell is ‘trans panic?’
“Oh, that person is living their life in a fashion that isn’t identical to mine, I’m terrified!”
“Oh, that person is making a decision to embody a truth that has nothing to do with me, I’m terrified!”
“Oh, that person is daring to be an individual with their own identity, GOD FUCKING FORBID.”
(via bleedingwillow96)
Rebloggable
Preach
New black fact
kill em
(via bleedingwillow96)
New term for when you’re extremely tired from pretending to be straight around your relatives during the holidays: Hetlagged.
What’s the word for pretending to be cis around your relatives?
I’ve seen “cistressed” used a few times.
(Source: bannock-and-biopolitics, via bleedingwillow96)
This is hilarious
His literal job was to stand there and look pretty. They PAID HIM to stand there and look pretty.
(Source: linmanuelshousecat, via clockwork-mockingbird)
Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin
wow…
Fuck…
Today on: AI is a bad fucking idea.
(Source: miingyang, via clockwork-mockingbird)
Downside: it looks like the heart of an animal that’s been dead for approximately four weeks
i think that just makes it better
(via ultrafacts)
- Adult: what do you want to be when you're older?
- Me: Peggy Carter
- Adult: but...
- Me: PEGGY CARTER I SAID.
