a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
(via starwarsisgay)
dreaming-sleeping-fallen-angel:
This is the tumblr Remembrall.
Have you
-texted everyone back?
-done your homework?
-left the oven on?
-fed your pets today?
-forgotten any hot beverages?
-forgotten a birthday?
-eaten today?
-told somebody you love them?
-remembered every appointment/meeting that you had today?
Feel free to add things to the list!
-taken any medication that you need to take?
-left something plugged in or switched on?
-made sure you are hydrated?
-done all of the chores/household jobs that need doing?
THANK YOU SO MUCH I NEEDED THIS I FORGOT MY HOT CHOCOLATE.
(via starwarsisgay)
If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods
If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house
I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.
I am also a vegetarian, and I also support that message.
(Source: a8sconds, via starwarsisgay)
sex education at its finest
HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT
“so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?”
“It’s every month?”
“I thought it just lasted a couple years”
“It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!"
"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?”
*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”
“Why are tampons so little and pads are like mini diapers!”
“You mean you can’t buy one pack and be good for six months?”
“Why are they 7.69 for 10!!”
“Can’t you like fake being pregnant and stop it?”
crying laughing omigod
CAN’T YOU JUST FAKE BEING PREGNANG AND STOP IT
“tampons? i thought they were called tape-ons”
Sally Ride, the first American woman in space, was asked by NASA engineers if 100 tampons would be enough for her 7 day space flight
These engineers could calculate how much food, water, and oxygen would be needed to keep the astronauts alive but they had no clue how the female menstruation works
I want to cry and laugh.
(via adelindschade)
Kudos to this woman for giving the other commenter on an article over Leelah’s suicide a piece of her mind. Thank you so much, this is great
(via adelindschade)
Reality show where Canadians are send to Australia and vice versa.
No plot.
No missions.
Just Canadians and Australians trying to survive each other’s weather.
Our latest episode
People who are reblogging this without the pictures are missing out because I’m hilarious
Yes, yes you are.
(Source: lexa-was-the-one, via starwarsisgay)
Christmas lights under the snow
No its just hell having a partyA gay partyWere you really expecting hell to throw any other kind of party
ohmygod
Flawless.
(Source: mrsdentonorahippo, via starwarsisgay)
