- guys: I don't like girls who wear too much make-up.
- past me: yeah I only wear some eyeliner occasionally and that's about it, maybe some lipstick, but I don't wear a lot of make-up
- guys: I don't like girls who wear too much make-up
- present me: GOOD THING GIRLS DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THEIR FACES LITERALLY NO ONE DOES THEIR MAKE UP FOR YOU YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK
"Carter literally uses red lipstick as a weapon, beats up a man using implements from her own kitchen, and sneaks into a secret meeting by delivering coffee to her sexist colleagues. Repeatedly, the show tells us, she is able to use men’s low expectations of her against them and come out ahead. And yet it works because the microaggressions Carter deals with are still all too realistic, and her revenge never perfect, never entirely complete."
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Agent Carter: The Red Lipsticked Hero We’ve Been Waiting For by Sarah Jaffe
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The 1974 kidnapping attempt. As Princess Anne and Mark Phillips were returning to Buckingham Palace on 20 March 1974, from a charity event on Pall Mall, their limousine was forced to stop by a Ford Escort. The driver of the Escort, Ian Ball, jumped out and began firing a gun and shot multiple people. Ball then directed Anne to get out of the car, to which she replied: “Not bloody likely!”, and briefly considered hitting Ball. Eventually, she exited out of the other side of the limousine and another passing pedestrian, Ron Russell, punched Ball in the back of the head and then led Anne away from the scene.
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so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”
just. imagine a planet called George
mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE
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Dear Mr Schmidt
I really think you need to brush up on your mythology here. Do you even know what a hydra looks like?
This is a hydra. Its defining features are its one tail and many, many heads.
So what the fuck is this supposed to be?
That, Mr Schmidt, is a fucking octopus. Its defining features are its ONE head and many LEGS.
You literally could not have gotten this more wrong.
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when i’m out with my family and i see a book store
This is like the most personally accurate post I’ve ever seen another person make. A+ gif usage.
Also happens when I pass a library
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have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?
i have so many questions
this is another one of those posts where you just sit back and open tag viewer
We have a winner
Don’t you dare tell me we have a winner
AND LET’S NOT FORGET MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE:
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“beauty and the beast” where beauty’s dad comes home with the rose and is like oh shit oh shit this terrible monster says i have to come live with him forever because i picked his favorite flower and beauty just goes fuck that and puts on her pants and marches down to the…
WHEN YOUR HOMIE HAS THE SAME GUILTY SHIP AS YOU
extra pts if ur homie draws/writes and u can do smutty fanart together
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