i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
Diamonds are overpriced and far too common. Hand-forge a ring. Etch a script into it. Use it to ensnare the world leaders and take over the world.
There are literally two trilogies telling you why that is a bad idea
(via thepainofthesass)
When it started airing on TV, Firefly was missing a proper pilot.
By the end of Serenity, they were also missing a proper pilot.
Go back to Hell, Satan.
(via fuckyeahfirefly)
Word is on the street that you run the n a s t i e s t c r e w this side of the atlantic.
#sometimes i wonder about what the thief community think of the leverage crew #their jobs are probably passed around like internet urban legends that get more ludicrous each retelling #‘dude did you hear that Hardison hacked the NSA and rerouted a satellite to control the weather broadcast’ #'parker killed a guy with a fork and jumped out the window’ #'sophie deveraux literally played two people at the same time’ #'eliot spencer took down like 15 henchmen and dog with a single crossbow’ #and then sometime after san lorenzo things just escalate #'i heard something big went down in europe with Nate’s crew’ #'i HEARD HE TOOK OVER A SMALL COUTNRY AND THREW THE PRESIDENT IN JAIL?!?!?!’ (via stardust-rain)
(via renew-leverage)
you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?
THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant.
(via thepainofthesass)
pbh3:
First time experiencing the rain.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT’S THE CUTEST THING OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK HOW FUCKIN STOKED SHE IS ABOUT THE RAIN LIKE “THERE’S WATER FALLING OUT OF THE GODDAMN SKY RIGHT NOW IS THIS THE REAL LIFE HOLY SHIT THIS IS A W E S O M E” I CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS ADORABLE MAGICAL CHILD’S HAPPINESS BULLSHIT BYE
(Source: tatymaslany, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
“he set out to prove a point about how easy women have it”
(via starwarsisgay)
So my number one question here is:
wHo was the firstie who ruined it for everyone
Was it one pureblood who overestimated his or her flying experience
Or was it like dozens of accidents
But what was the straw that broke the proverbial camel’s back and made them shout this on every first year student’s hogwarts letter
Is this a newish rule?
Is this why parents need such a strong reminder? Because thirty years ago, when they were eleven, they got to bring their broomsticks to school?
Was it maybe james potter?
It was probably james potter.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you
(via starwarsisgay)
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
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Vodka Tia Moran
