That girl goes through boys like Hogwarts goes through defense against the dark arts teachers.
So, one boy a year? And each one unique, diverse and interesting? Good for her.
And the second was SUCH a poser.
The third one was pretty great, but he had a real violent side.
(Source: blaineandersuns, via starwarsisgay)
A confused moose for your blog
Add this to my list of things I didn’t know I needed..
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i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.
That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve read
This needs to get passed around more
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Bless you pale human who gets the bigger picture
ENOUGH lol
Oh thank God, there are other non-asshole white people out there.
(Source: mysharona1987, via starwarsisgay)
Finally! This scene is insufficiently giffed, seeing as Sam is in fact the sex here.
OH
YES thank you
Also I must flail once again with even more love for how Sam, despite being unpowered, just goes right in there, going after a guy armed with a machine gun with a two-inch knife and nothing else. <3 <3 <3
Dinky little knife? No problemo. He goes in stone cold and just made of fucking awesome. HELLS BELLS YEAH SAM WILSON FOUR FOR YOU SAM WILSON.
I also love how Sam’s style is much less refined than like, Bucky or Steve or Natasha’s. It’s skilled, for sure, bc he’s had training, but it’s not this crazy fancy ballerina gymnast fucking dance shit like those guys do. It’s like “dude i’m gonna fucking kick you in the knee gimme that gun.”
#Sam Wilson brings a knife to a gunfight and leaves with a gun (via hauntedjaeger)
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college students, Bigwords.com is a conventient sort of search site that rifles through all sorts of online stores and ads looking for the text books you need, newest edition, you can look specifically for used books or ones with a buyback program, and stuff. and can be a lot cheaper, saved me $400 one semester
Can we amplify this a little please? I’m sure some of my followers could use this resource. Spread it around friends.
(Source: mpdgorgon-archive-blog, via adelindschade)
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
“Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!” She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
“How is white a feminine color?”
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.
The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.
And the son is more mature than her.
(Source: dragon-natural, via starwarsisgay)
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH YEAH
OH MY GOD.
MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.
JESUS.
But the lack of notes truly worries me
WORK, DAMNIT!
IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK
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songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown
and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down
You put it in words
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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys
THIS IS GREAT BUT PEOPLE LITERALLY WON’T EVEN LOOK AT YOUR BRA STRAP IF IT IS FALLING DOWN NOBODY GIVES A SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ASS SOCIETY YOU’RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF
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Vodka Tia Moran
