theunbecomingofkatnisseverdeen:
A moment of silence
for all those
awesome books
with absolute shit movie adaptions
We are so sorry that happened to you
*COUGH*
thANK YOU
id like to add
you wanna talk about bad adaptations?
I honestly didn’t even have to scroll down to know that was coming
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pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas:
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the momentand you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore
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A hidden-message ring, from the 1830s.
There are 2 groups of people who will use this: the first for romance, the second for espionage. Pick a side.
Romantic espionage.
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I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
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I drew so many dargons holy shit.
Which one is your favorite style?
I like to think I combine my favorite elements all into one with my original dragons. <_< I can’t just pick -one- favorite!
I won’t lie it’s fucking hilarious to see some of the tags on this when you reblog it each time and it’s someone else going WHERE’S THIS DRAGON WTF
Man Diana, you gotta draw every dragon in existence, and everyone in flight rising GO
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Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?
Ingredients:
- ½ Cup brown whole grain rice
- Onion, Diced
- Carrots, Diced
- 1 Egg
- Olive Oil
- Soy Sauce
- Vinegar
Instructions:
- Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
- Dice veggies, throw into pan with oil
- Throw on rice and cake down
- Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
- Flip/Mix Rice
- Cook for another 4-5 min
- Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
- Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
- Eat :3
LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!
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hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff
Did you mean:
(x)
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When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
your mothers are awesome and dad is a great wingman
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Vodka Tia Moran
