i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
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some guy was trying to hit on me while i was out getting coffee today.
So I pulled out my phone thinking he would go away if looked busy. instead he asked me “so is that a picture of you and your boyfriend”.
THIS IS MY PHONE BACKGROUND:
I said yes.
the girl in the back is a shifter
god dammit spn fandom
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yo imma let you finish but
I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time
yes okay but
girls can do it too
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
fuckin
PLOT
TWIST
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
I will always always always reblog this
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Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.
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One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”
god bless your soul
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Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012
i’ve never reblogged anything so fast
Fav
The last time this happened, an Egyptian Pharaoh was there to see it.
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I like how Natasha always cares about other people’s safety before hers.
Can the Man of Steel do that? No he can’t.
In other words where the hell is my Black Widow movie?
When HYDRA was in pursuit of her in the CATWS movie, I wondered why Nat kept running straight, when a zig zag pattern would have made her harder to hit. It just now occured to me, if she HAD ran in a zig zag pattern while surrounded by innocent pedestrians in DC, the Winter Soldier’s bullets could have hit any number of people. She had increased the chances of her getting shot just to make sure more people got away.
I think this is one of the reasons she bonds so well with Steve.
(via starwarsisgay)
DESTROY THE MYTH THAT TEENAGE GIRLS WHO IDENTIFY AS BISEXUAL ARE DOING IT FOR ATTENTION
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Marvel has us so freaking whipped, we’re all willing to sit through 10 minutes of credits for 30 more seconds of movie
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Vodka Tia Moran
