Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

madqueenalanna:

mtulliuscicero:

mediocre-latinist:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than than sex.

Come on, you’d have a dragon, you’d be rich as fuck

What if the dragon refused to get a job and only sat on the couch playing Wii and eating mustard pretzels all day?

Then you’re in exactly the same position as you would be if you had a boyfriend, except he’s a dragon.

Dragons are always better than boyfriends.

Dragons, guys.  How is this even a debate?  MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON.

(Source: that-nonbinary-guy, via adelindschade)

free-will-for-the-fallen:

mezzalunanova:

raspberrying:

Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes

If Iron Man can do it, so can I

this is literally one of the most inspirational things 

(via n-haught)

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

fiercefatfeminist:

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

I wish I was on my phone because I would put like a million clapping emojis under this

(via adelindschade)

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(via adelindschade)

shiraglassman:

queenofthepiskies:

Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class and rich people use it to tell poor people “don’t strive to have financial security even though I have it”.

I want to give this post a hug

(Source: alluringalliteration, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)