Oh man, I nearly choked on my own spit.
(Source: vastderp-placeholder, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
This is so important I have to post it.
(Source: boys-and-suicide, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
we are starving
“oh my GOd there are TWO gay characters in this movie lets watch it”
“dude dude dude we have to see it it has a queer girl”
"I heard this movie has non-sexualized female character”
"ok I know it only has one girl but she is written like an ACTUAL PERSON!!”
“THERE IS A TRANS CHARACTER”
“so its not canon but if you squint I think this character is asexual”
"and get this the gay character is actually not white”
(Source: czeppeli, via bleedingwillow96)
Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it?
Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think clothes have anything to do with it?
(Source: morenamagia, via bleedingwillow96)
Oh my GOD
THAT DID NOT END THE WAY I EXPECTED IT TO
…OH MY GOD
(via bleedingwillow96)
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
oh
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.
am i in a cult
Yes.
Today on: secret societies that sorta have their shit together way better than real society.
(Source: libertalia, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
mom, dad, I’m bi
bilingual haha hasta luego bitches
i made this post a year ago as a joke and it turns out that i am actually both bi and bilingual
how bout that
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
December 31, 2014 11:59pm
January 1, 2015 12:00am
January 1, 2015 12:01am
(Source: softmalfoy, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
YOOOOO OMG
I love SNL so much
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS GIF IN A WHILE TO SHOW MY PARENTS OMFG WHERE THE VIDEO I NEED IT
(Source: sobeitjayt, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
if i ever misgender you:
- it is not on purpose i promise
- im very sorry
- tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
- spray me with cold water
5. I’ll probably grovel like a guilty puppy.
(Source: gohankin2958904385038950, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
