”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
depplings
I lost it at Depplings and now I have to explain myself to my parents.
(Source: piratesofthecaribbean, via thepainofthesass)
I nearly choked.
I have this sign hanging in my room.
My father gave it to me.
My father is an ordained minister who gave me a high five when I came home in the fourth grade and announced that I had detention for punching a kid in the face when the kid threatened to break my leg.
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what do you call a broken can opener
a can’t opener
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i respect all ships
no no, except that one, that’s gross and you need jesus.
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if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes
teachers are told to get in between boys when they’re fighting because once they lose eye contact they’ll calm down but teachers are told to stay out of the way of girls fighting because they will fuck your shit up
This is so accurate it hurts.
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2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because ashley cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.
I couldn’t not reblog…
3,531,544 non-Ashley’s
I’m not Ashley
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chris evans looks like he stumbled into a gym and didn’t leave and now he’s confused by how much muscle he has
#too polite to leave tbh
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“After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more.”
- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.
KILL ME THIS MAN IS LITERALLY JUST THE SWEETEST THING ON THE ENTIRE EARTH
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i just realized that maria hill reports directly to fury and natasha reports directly to fury and melinda may reports directly to fury and they’re the only ones we see regularly speaking to him
all three of director fury’s closest lieutenants are women how metal is that
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Vodka Tia Moran
