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Women are a balancing act

Don’t eat too much, don’t eat too little. Don’t be fat, don’t be too skinny. God do you ever stop eating? Woah do you ever eat? The not-so-well-concealed looks of disgust, the not-so-well-concealed looks of concern.

Don’t be loud. Don’t be quiet. Have a voice in society, leave the talking to the big boys. You want something, speak up! No, no, when it’s your turn, sweetie. Ugh, she never shuts up, it’s obnoxious. Have you ever heard her talk? I don’t even know what her voice sounds like.

Make sure your skirt is long enough, but not too long. Don’t make yourself too available, but you don’t want to look like a grandma. Show off what you got, but if you do it’s your fault if anything happens. Was your skirt long enough? How is any boy going to look at you if you wear that?

Have sex, but stay innocent. Give us what we want, but we hate sluts. Virgins are so sweet. What do you mean you want to stay abstinent until marriage? Do you even live in our society? Life without sex is boring. Life with sex is disgusting. God, have you seen her? She’s banged every guy in the school. God, have you seen her? Still a virgin at her age.

Be smart, but not too smart. Boys like a smarter girl. Boys can’t stand it when you know more than them. Play dumb. Ugh, not that dumb, god, weren’t you even listening? They like a smarter girl. No, no, now you just look like a nerd. Girls don’t belong in the classroom, they have to take care of the kids. You want a well-paying job? Take some incentive and study. You can’t slack off because you’re a girl.

Do what you love, but don’t. Be yourself, unless it goes against what we say. Do you love to do your hair and makeup? Great, you’re good to go. Approved. Do you love videogames and guns? You’re faking it. You’re lying. You’re pretending. You’re wrong

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Balancing Act. A little piece I wrote because I’m tired of walking on the beam.  (via bigsisterelsa)

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liquidglue:

‘Essence of Anon’  bath bomb

-December, 2014

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I have officially lived to experience 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 01/02/03, 03/03/03, 02/03/04, 04/04/04, 03/04/05, 05/05/05, 04/05/06, 06/06/06, 05/06/07, 07/07/07, 06/07/08, 08/08/08, 07/08/09, 09/09/09, 08/09/10, 10/10/10, 09/10/11, 11/11/11, 10/11/12, 12/12/12, 11/12/13, and 12/13/14.

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lieutenantbucky:

new years resolutions:

  • watch avengers: age of ultron so many times that sanity is questioned

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thewinterotter:

I can’t even describe to you what a fucking delight Elon James White’s twitter feed is today. (2 Nov 2014) #DudesGreetingDudes is now trending, pass it on.

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

New Years on Tumblr

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mishasminions:
“ allthatandasideoftom:
“ annamariaesergren:
“ einarsdatter:
“ xrdj:
“ Tom Hiddleston’s advice on not wasting you life, by saying:
”
Where we going? Fuck it! Who cares?
”
“People will look”
“Fuck it! Come on!”
……
“But it’s...

mishasminions:

allthatandasideoftom:

annamariaesergren:

einarsdatter:

xrdj:

Tom Hiddleston’s advice on not wasting you life, by saying: 

Where we going? Fuck it! Who cares?

“People will look”
“Fuck it! Come on!”
……
“But it’s raining”
“Fuck it! Come on!”
……
“But that is not what is expected from an adult”
“Fuck it! Come on!”

I’ll ALWAYS reblog this…This is my mantra

“BUT I DON’T WANT TO GET YOU PREGNANT”
“FUCK IT! COME ON!”

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tavr0ss:
“ relatablepostingss:
“ zachlilley:
“ so-relatable:
“ Reblog if you’d attend!!
”
THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING
”
OMG YESSSSS
” ”

tavr0ss:

relatablepostingss:

zachlilley:

so-relatable:

Reblog if you’d attend!!

THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING

OMG YESSSSS

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ezyr:

why is being adopted kept secret from kids why is it shamed like bro we PICKED YOU but you’re not gonna find out until later on accident or maybe never p.s. you might be a demigod who knows

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randomdeinonychus:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

The fear of progression since the dawn of man

I want to laminate this and pull it out of my pocket whenever someone complains about how smart phones have made us disconnected.

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