Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

partymanyeah:

loudmouthed:

partymanyeah:

loudmouthed:

i am craving Taco Bell.. i gotta stay strong i cut fast food out of my diet 5 days ago

you can doing it. just give the french frying to a me

i almost said something rude but i went to your blog and english isn’t your first language and this is actually pretty good for someone who never formally learned english im proud of you

thanks you friend. it my third language. i try harder for french frying

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averageobsessedfangirl:

i-am-strong-enough-to-fly:

troylers-hummus-in-the-club:

peetababy:

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

Freak 2.0

OMG WHAT

I SHIP IT

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ATTENTION STRAIGHT BOYS

oyeechica:

bumsqueeze:

australian-government:

australian-government:

do you guys watch porn and jerk off together?

there ya go

“Please don’t tell Melissa”

Mauahhahaha

potatosackmian krimdellakrim egosumrex28

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trashholmes:

rachellauren2639:

drwtsn:

there’s hot people 

and then there’s hot people with beards

I don’t think girls with beards would be very hot but ya know, whatever floats your boat.

ur excused 

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dramaticalgayswimmers:

miss-nerdgasmz:

darecrow:

exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Where is that one text post where the person was dreaming in some language but they said they don’t speak that language in english but they’re german

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dumblevehk:

msrmoony:

y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists

#I demand a dramatic musical number #where he builds a castle made of honor

^ That tag though…

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