blastortoise:
dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that
(Source: zamaron, via starwarsisgay)
aspiringdoctors:
officialkinghenryviii:
princessqueer:
theblackpoolmenace-senpai:
dramaddict:
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
avocado’s number
NO.
One of my favorite puns.
(Source: beesmygod, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
pip-pip-scooby-doo:
demonhunting:
kushstagram:
I DONT THINK YOU GET IT
IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER
SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY
GROW A SET AND TELL HER
no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty
WARNING THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS CATCALLING OR SAYING “HEY SEXY”, ETC.
THAT MAKES YOU A DBAG
(Source: bandaidbrain, via anacfranco)