i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair
25
i can put 25 ponytails in my hair
(via starwarsisgay)
the-boy-with-the-kaiju-tattoos:
a girl should always carry tampons because they can be used as a ward against immature boys
simply present one and watch the look of horror on his face as he is forced backwards
build a wall of tampons and no boy can cross
they will not summon the courage to breach the cotton wall
girl power
A BARRICADE OF TAMPONS
VIVA LE MENSTRUATION
Liberté, Egalité, Ovarié
(via starwarsisgay)
Still stuck in 2014
People are already lighting off fireworks. Calm your noodles. We still have an hour.
AND IT’S 2015!! Where are the dragons that i was promised?
Sorry but Australians already hunted them all. I hear they were delicouse from my uncleGod dammit Australia
(Source: starwarsisgay, via starwarsisgay)
you automatically turn gay if you drink thiswhat happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?
gay²
(via starwarsisgay)
“what’s worse? getting kicked in the balls or childbirth? i guess no one will ever know haha”
as a cis male i feel like i should say getting a kick in my baloney pony would not hurt as much as having my VAGINA STRETCHED OPEN AND FORCING A TINY HUMAN THROUGH IT WHY IS THIS EVEN AN ARGUMENT HAVE YOU SEEN A PERSON IN CHILDBIRTH YOU CHICKEN FRIED FUCK
(Source: supercolm, via adelindschade)
Playboy’s catcall flowchart.
I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.
Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)
Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. That needed to be repeated. Even Playboy.
This is like the third thing from Playboy I’ve reblogged in a week. All of it has been more progressive and feminist than half the ‘respectable’ shit out there. Someone please fix the world, I’m very confused.
(via adelindschade)
“all asians look alike” nah boo, I know we’re all flawless and all but no.
a collage including badass asian women that I made for my week on makthavarna.
(via adelindschade)
A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.
Every single one.
THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
READ THIS
REBLOG THIS AND NEVER EVER FORGET IT
(Source: waste-it-dreaming-blog, via adelindschade)
JUST DIG A HOLE INTO MY CHEST WHY DON’T YOU, you bet his arms are her home, CAN YOU ALL IMAGINE HOW MANY TIMES SHE MUST HAVE BURROWED AGAINST HIS CHEST, do you ever just stop and wonder, ‘how many times did leopold fitz act as an anchor and a protector and a safe haven for jemma simmons’,'how many times did jemma simmons take comfort into the certainty and the warmth and the realness of leopold fitz’, do you ever imagine leopold fitz just being a silent guardian for jemma simmons, do you ever think about how his arms must represent safety and care and acceptance and LOVE for jemma, DO YOU??,BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DO LIKE 52925 TIMES A DAY AND IT FUCKING BREAKS MY HEART, YOU BET SHE FUCKING MISSED THE FEELING OF HIS ARMS AROUND HER, everything went south and ALL SHE WANTS IS HER BEST FRIEND BACK, i swear to god you two are the biggest cabbages ever and I HATE YOU BOTH FOR RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR STUPID OBVIOUS LOVE, what do you mean i’m crying, I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT BAWLING MY EYES OUT, I’M NOT CRYING YOU ARE, this ship will be the death of me,fitzsimmons, leo fitz, jemma simmons, otp: the whole damn time,agents of shield, MY OTP IS BETTER THAN YOURS.(via leo-fitz-is-a-gryffindor)
(Source: koeggnig, via leo-fitz-is-a-gryffindor)
