onlyblackgirl:

hypersaurusrex:

sparkafterdark:

01709865:

wikihow:

Customize your own lipstick colors

Yes, there’s wax in your lipstick!

Give new life to your old crayons: Make Lipstick with Crayons.

NO

NO NO NO

Don’t do that! You don’t know what chemical components and colorants are in the crayons. They could be toxic and you are puting that in your mouth. If you want to customize lipstick you can buy natural and save pigment and colorants in many specialized places.

Don’t use crayons or colorant’s you don’t know they toxicity.

Crayons are literally. LITERALLY. made to be non-toxic because they exist for the sole purpose of stupid children eating them. They say non-toxic on the box, they are non toxic. The entire purpose of crayons is to be safe for children to eat. You could make a god damn crayon sandwich with crayon bread and crayon dressing and the only thing it would do is make you shit the rainbow. I know this for a fact. Unless you buy the most chinese factory lead paint crayons in the world you’re going to be fucking fine. They are created specifically to be safe above all else.

You might as well warn people not to wear helmets because they’ll hurt your head or use training wheels because they could make you tip over.

reblogging for the crayon sandwich and shitting the rainbow.

I’m pretty sure I ate several crayons as a child.

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l1berum:

I basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

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the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

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Tags: my motto

leaveyouapen:
“ meanlilbean:
“ anotherday—anotherdestiny:
“ “ One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the...

leaveyouapen:

meanlilbean:

anotherday—anotherdestiny:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

damnnnn.

Faints*

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kernezelda:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

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Yes, this. It wasn’t hateful or sniping at all. Steve was confronted with something that bore only the vaguest resemblance to electrical wiring as he knew it, so he called it, knowing he was not giving Tony any useful information. And Tony instantly recognized the fault in his own logic, did not snark Steve out as his custom in most situations, and instead guided Steve, who didn’t know what he was looking at, through a process that Steve had to trust was correct and would solve their problem. And it did, because they relied on each other and communicated clearly.

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hulkisjustawesome:
“ weaselpoof:
“ Have a dancing Groot on your blog!
”
The next Guardians of the galaxy will be awesome! check it!
”

hulkisjustawesome:

weaselpoof:

Have a dancing Groot on your blog!

The next Guardians of the galaxy will be awesome! check it!

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HAPPY NEW YEARS

fucking-llama-hats:

may 2015 be filled with canon OTPs, successful tumblr posts, and good wifi.

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simonschristmasjumpers:

sure-strength:

underplay:

un-usuall-m3mory-x3:

“This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

Reblog every time.

i will ALWAYS reblog this. I feel powerful just reading this photoset lol 

Thats hot

Where is this actually from I’ve always wondered

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Disney on Tumblr

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thunar:

they literally had to take this out because it was so gay

OF ALL THE THINGS HE COULD DO TO PROVE TO HER THAT HE HAS POWERS

“ITS GOOD ISN’T IT”

CHARLES YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE SHIT

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