the-righteous-and-the-fallen:
marvelcolm:
“what’s worse? getting kicked in the balls or childbirth? i guess no one will ever know haha”
as a cis male i feel like i should say getting a kick in my baloney pony would not hurt as much as having my VAGINA STRETCHED OPEN AND FORCING A TINY HUMAN THROUGH IT WHY IS THIS EVEN AN ARGUMENT HAVE YOU SEEN A PERSON IN CHILDBIRTH YOU CHICKEN FRIED FUCK
Baloney pony.
(Source: supercolm, via anacfranco)
zeklos:
foreverdepressedteen:
allhailtheboyking:
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
“holy shit did she go to our elementary school”
“i dont know if thats her”
“i rly dont think thats her guys”
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
“holy shit shes hot”
THIS
IS
THE
FUCKING
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
YOU ARE LIVING THE DREAM, OWN THAT SHIT.
(Source: zackcarper, via starwarsisgay)
sodamnrelatable:
but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE
and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE
i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME
didn’t I MY DEAR
didn’t I my -

(Source: imcolinmorgaynow, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Anonymous asked: I am dying to see you topless...
deactivatedprofile-19376-deacti:
then die
dingdongno:
and it’s amazing

but wait there’s more
omg and then 
from (x)
(Source: dingdongdont, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
bustysaintclair:
meowdypurrtner:
its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit
because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say
literally the most important thing men can do if they want to call themselves feminist allies
(Source: jvnkcat, via anacfranco)