thevoicecalledcheesecake:
In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men
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monicalewinsky1996:
how many abused women do you think have been called “crazy ex girlfriends”?
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adelindschade:
boypxl:
javaddvevo:
If you’re under 5’7 you’re weak and your species will die out soon
im going to stab ur ankles tbh
The shorter we are, the closer we are to satan. Try me.
Five-one. I dare you to take your best shot.
justanotherstrangemind:
theheavyheartinthephonebooth:
blinkstolemyheart:
imagineharrypotter:
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
I laughed so hard it hurt at that last.
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