characterizations of steve rogers i want:
characterizations of steve rogers i do not want:
i like both…
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When people turn to fictional characters, it’s often because they want an escape. The stories of these people shelter us from the storm of our daily lives; they save us, if only for a little while. But when we really give in, become invested, let ourselves be vulnerable, something changes. We begin to feel that we know them. It’s no longer just an escape, but part of us, something that makes us who we are.
These characters teach us that incredible adversity can be overcome. That people can love each other forever. That life can be an adventure. That magic can be real. And even if these miracles have never happened to us, we begin to go through life believing that, someday, they could.
“And I promise you that you’re important. Don’t look at me like that- in all my 900 years I’ve never met someone who wasn’t important.”
“Cheer up mate, it gets better. Look at me, I was once a little kid living under the stairs. You’ll do fine.”
“Hey. I know it seems like life sucks, that you’ve got the devil on your tail. Hell, sometimes you do. But you’re strong enough to beat him. You’ve got friends at your back and family too, and that’s what really counts in the end.”
“Don’t be silly, they’re wrong about you; of course you matter. You’ve always mattered.”
WOW CONGRATS YOU JUST MADE ME CRY OVER MY OWN POST
I AM LITERALLY CRYING
this for all those getting anon hate right now.
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Reblog if you’re unattractive, awkward and single.
everyonesfavoritesecondchoice:
over 718k people. why can’t we pair up? just because you think you’re unattractive doesn’t mean we think so too
^^Actually a very solid plan.
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deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:
yzma:
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
#or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
fuck you
This is how civil wars are started
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wtf
how are you getting that much momentum on the third kick
Because of swinging that head around real fast. Same effect as a whip.
This is super badass, goddang.These are so hard to pull off
I like his solid landing on his left foot.
pretty sure i reblogged this before but now i have an explanation for the third kick
holy shit
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zachary quinto is great because theres two sides of him.
the man who is known as best dressed look
then you have the wats going on look.
classy millionaire
colorful hobo
suave well-dressed motherfucker
attractive dork
Holy mother of…
wait wat…
fuck-you-i-won-a-bafta
can i have four chicken nuggets
Hello I’m here to ruin your life
Oh wait I’m always perfect
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i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
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When your friend hasn’t come out yet
I have to wonder at the level of lesbophobia/delusional heternormative brainwashing at work in the minds of people who seriously think that Kristen Stewart is straight
Like
SHE’S LESBIAN AS FUCK
She is the lesbian-iest lesbian to ever lesbian
I hadn’t actually seen any of these gifs before. How that’s possible, I don’t know. I love all of them. My queer self loves the hell out of them. But…. (yes, there’s a but):
She hasn’t come out yet, so maybe we shouldn’t assign labels to her that she hasn’t identified herself with. I don’t mean it in a “because everyone is straight until they say otherwise” sort of way, but a “maybe she would prefer bi, or queer, or pan, or another label entirely over lesbian” way.
reblogging for the last comment
I so deeply regret my time judging you for Twilight, I’m so sorry, you’re awesome.
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these are so fuckin intense pls send me them
- A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
- B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
- C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
- D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
- E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
- F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
- G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
- H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
- I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
- J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
- K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
- L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
- M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
- N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
- O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
- P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
- Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
- R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
- S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
- T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
- U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
- V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
- W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
- X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
- Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
- Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.
- wow, go!
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
u wanna fucking go
here for this fight
Female tenor (contralto? is that the term?) here to watch the carnage.
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