Geese have “teeth” inside their beaks. Their “teeth” lack enamel, which makes their teeth not as strong as a mammal’s. But they come in handy when cutting through grass or getting a grip on snails. (Source)
I was literally told three rules as a kid: don’t play with fire, don’t wander off with strangers, and DON’T FUCK WITH GEESE. Hellspawn that they are.
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After going through my yearbook today, I’ve determined these people will go far in life XD
I like how 4 of these are Spongebob quotes.
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I love this Sam. This is totally petulant little brother Sam surfacing over all those years of forced maturity.
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In my experience, this goes for things like hair/zits/stretch marks as well. Most partners who are into you are just like “Sweet, they’re naked.”
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heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school
literally no one
an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom
person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?
me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee
person: alright good luck
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How to tape up your hands before a fight
Useful reference?
Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ?
It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.
Tumblr teach’n you how to fucks someone’s shit up.
This was my life in middle school ha
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Frida Kahlo was a Mexican disabled queer communist woman who survived an accident in the 20s, a time when it should have killed her. She was a fire, a catalyst, a hurricane, a phenomenon of a woman who fought with every inch of her self for what she believed in and what she loved and I think she would have rather died in obscurity than be remembered as the kind of pretty woman with a monobrow making a statement on an American apparel shirt.
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The prisoner defiantly stares down Heinrich Himmler, Hitler’s right-hand-man, who was responsible for the Holocaust. Greasley’s confrontation with Himmler took place during an inspection of the camp he was confined to. The inmates were ordered to remain seated, but Greasley refused. Horace Greasley also escaped the death camp, but sneaked back in to rescue a German woman whom he had fallen in love with.
this is amazing
Wait it gets better, he escaped from the camp 200 times to meet with the woman he was in love with and returned after every time because there was no other place to go to. He also wrote an autobiography omfg this dude is seriously awesome
why hasnt this got more notes, seriously this guy was in a concerntration camp and all you guys reblog is fluffy chickens
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The prisoner defiantly stares down Heinrich Himmler, Hitler’s right-hand-man, who was responsible for the Holocaust. Greasley’s confrontation with Himmler took place during an inspection of the camp he was confined to. The inmates were ordered to remain seated, but Greasley refused. Horace Greasley also escaped the death camp, but sneaked back in to rescue a German woman whom he had fallen in love with.
this is amazing
Wait it gets better, he escaped from the camp 200 times to meet with the woman he was in love with and returned after every time because there was no other place to go to. He also wrote an autobiography omfg this dude is seriously awesome
why hasnt this got more notes, seriously this guy was in a concerntration camp and all you guys reblog is fluffy chickens
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Vodka Tia Moran
