• offspring: d...da.....
  • parent: are you trying to say your first word??? what is it?? daddy? is it daddy?
  • offspring: dance fucker dance. man he never had a chance. and no one even knew it was really only you
  • parent: you're gonna go far, kid.
theperksofbeingabooknerd:
“ stunningpicture:
“ The first hijab wearing news anchor on American television.
”
her name is noor tagouri, she’s only 19 years old, and she’ll be reporting for ABC News. you can read more about her here
”

theperksofbeingabooknerd:

stunningpicture:

The first hijab wearing news anchor on American television.

her name is noor tagouri, she’s only 19 years old, and she’ll be reporting for ABC News. you can read more about her here

(via dadnetos)

4gifs:
“ I’ve made a huge mistake. [via]
”

4gifs:

I’ve made a huge mistake. [via]

thewhispering-forest:

hereticnarrative:

Pompeii (Cinematic Version) - Bastille (accompanied by a twenty-piece string orchestra) (x)

HIS VOICE. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

i’m in heaven

(via awwhawkeye)

retrogradeworks:

ineedasweetdistraction:

shychemist:

antimatteriscool:

carlboygenius:

All Life is Chemical.

The chemistry of organic foods.

People be like “don’t eat food if you can’t pronounce the ingredients, it’s bad for you!”

Please,
Something I can pronounce, cyanide.
Something I can’t pronounce, Eicosapentaenoic acid, shit that’s actually good for you.

These posts make me so happy every time they hit my dash. <3

Love these! Hate how ‘chemical’ has such a stigma now in food. Everything has chemicals. Everything.

EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

andercas:

I feel like when you’re writing, organizing chapters and dialogue is easy

but jfc, the amount of time it takes to constantly keep people moving and make sure they’re in the right spaces and trying to come up with wording for it is always such a shock.

Like, fuck, I made you…

(via allephant)

n-haught:

women are forged of iron [insp]

jonrkennex:

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

(via allephant)

thatshipcalleddignity:

illumise:

What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?

This may have just changed my life

(Source: princesszelda-rekt, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

mydraco:

I just want to spend christmas break at hogwarts and go outside and throw snowballs and then eat a gigantic christmas dinner with friends from my house and go to honeydukes why can’t this be a real thing

(Source: mydraco.com, via n-haught)