(Source: rosamund-pike, via fuckyeahjosswhedon)
eteo:
I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟
it’s back
Satan lemon
every villain is lemons
And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.
And now: The Weather.
(Source: sometimesoverwhelming, via thepainofthesass)
life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
(via vampiregerards)
just wanna remind my followers that i’ll tag triggers upon request, feel free to ask me privately, on or off anon is fine
(Source: chinaglaze, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
game where the protagonist’s wife gets killed and he is thus motivated to swear vengeance out of grief, but he’s so useless at getting revenge that his wife comes back as a ghost and goes “if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself” and possesses his body to do her own dang avenging
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
So I found this website which has really cute fandom stuff…
and then there’s this glow-in-the-dark gem…
but also if you hover over the picture it shows you what the item looks like in plus size…
so yeah you guys should probably check it out
GUYS THIS IS REALLY AWESOME WE NEED TO SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT
hey gametee you see this
yeah
this is how you do clothing models
get your shit together ffs
(Source: not-your-average-cat-lady, via thepainofthesass)
Quvenzhané is actually a very easy name to pronounce once you get past the fact that your anti-blackness is the reason you refuse to take the two seconds it takes to learn how to pronounce it
(via dadnetos)
@ every single trans/genderfluid/bigender/non-binary/agender teen that isnt safe coming out to their family: i love you, i am proud of you, you are made of all the good things in the universe, and you are going to rock it every day. i am rooting for you all the way, every day. go out there and kill it. i believe in you.
santa saw you reading all that gay porn
and now he’s reading it too
you get an extra special present for giving Santa good fic recs
(Source: deserthearts, via starwarsisgay)
