adorably-confused-fallen-angel:
yhej:
I had this queued since september
I had this queued since last December
(Source: kasiix, via clockwork-mockingbird)
there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
(Source: neilcicierega, via clockwork-mockingbird)
I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.
He brought it to school today and I’m just-
how
is all of that
frickin sugar?
holy jesus
wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries
How did he even bring that cake to school????
is ur dad the cake boss
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everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”
I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.
Hey, my parents met harassing their Shakespeare professor, I love stories that basically start with ‘let’s fuck shit up’.
(via awwhawkeye)
I can’t walk into a Lush store (it’s an unpleasant sensory overload), but I do like their individual products….and I respect the hell out of their management right now.
Really pleased about my recent Lush purchases
(Source: lauraannegilman, via dadnetos)
I can’t walk into a Lush store (it’s an unpleasant sensory overload), but I do like their individual products….and I respect the hell out of their management right now.
Really pleased about my recent Lush purchases
(Source: lauraannegilman, via dadnetos)
"I don’t expect gay people to prove to me, a straight person, that there’s actually homophobia. I don’t expect poor people to prove to me, a Harvard grad, that hunger and poverty are widespread problems. And if someone asked me, as an Asian person, to “prove” to them that racism exists, I would laugh all the way back to Chinatown. Marginalized groups are not responsible for explaining their marginalization to you. If you are actually concerned, you would take the initiative to do some research yourself instead of showing up at some oppressed group’s door step demanding a list of citations for things (racism, sexism, etc.) that are proven time and time again in the real world."
— WORD (via condommodel)
(Source: amberlrhea, via dadnetos)
I got catcalled while I was walking the other day and I couldn’t think of anything clever to say so I just made the most hideous shrieking noise I possibly could.
I heard the guys in the car go “the fuck?”
(Source: gambiht, via thepainofthesass)
Yeah, Soul? Or is it because you like the way she looks in it?
“The first thing that happens when I get emotional is that I wrap you in a near-impenetrable protective armor made of my blood. Also it’s a form-fitting, low-cut ball gown with a pretty bow on the back.”
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