sherrocked:
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
(Source: hijabby, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
curvesincolor:
A Partial List Of Men Who Are Not English
- Sean Connery
- George Lazenby
- Pierce Brosnan
A Partial List Of Men Who Are English
Tell me again how your objection to Idris Elba playing James Bond is rooted in his identity as an Englishman.
(Source: blue-author, via dadnetos)
crabs-in-general:
theblueboxiscoming:
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to

spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
oh yes instrumental
(Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via awwhawkeye)
crabs-in-general:
theblueboxiscoming:
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to

spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
oh yes instrumental
(Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via awwhawkeye)
secretlylalonde:
If you don’t read my tags you’re missing out on 95% of my personality
(Source: adhdpidge, via n-haught)