sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: hijabby, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

ultrafacts:
“ Each day she entered the Ghetto & would leave with children in the back of her ambulance, in her toolbox, hidden under blankets, in sacks and even in caskets.
In 1943, after a year of rescuing children, she was arrested. Despite severe...

ultrafacts:

Each day she entered the Ghetto & would leave with children in the back of her ambulance, in her toolbox, hidden under blankets, in sacks and even in caskets.

In 1943, after a year of rescuing children, she was arrested. Despite severe torture, Irena would not give up the identities of the children or the people she worked with and was sentenced to execution by firing squad. While in prison, Irena organized resistance efforts, such as cutting holes in the soldiers underwear they washed. For this act, she barely escaped death. After a final torture session, where her arms and legs were broken, Irena regained consciousness to find that the German guard had been bribed by her friends. The guard then marked her off as executed and put her in the woods to be rescued.

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yurisviktor:

To pick up the pieces.

(via starklyjd)

tiny-tyrant:

psilentasincjelli:

I fucking love the way this movie portrayed anxiety and anxiety attacks (though not necessarily the way other characters reacted to them ((namely the child)) but that’s another story)

tell me anxiety isn’t a big deal when Tony fucking Stark thought he’d been poisoned the first time he had an attack

Their take on his PTSD overall was just really great and hit close to home. 

(Source: letsgetdowney, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

“James Bond is an Englishman. He has always been an Englishman and should always be played by Englishmen!”

curvesincolor:

A Partial List Of Men Who Are Not English

  • Sean Connery
  • George Lazenby
  • Pierce Brosnan

A Partial List Of Men Who Are English

  • Idris Elba

Tell me again how your objection to Idris Elba playing James Bond is rooted in his identity as an Englishman.

(Source: blue-author, via dadnetos)

couldntpossiblycomment:
“ Remember how they have no other friends except the man who just arrested them both
”

couldntpossiblycomment:

Remember how they have no other friends except the man who just arrested them both

(via awwhawkeye)

crabs-in-general:

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image
spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

oh yes instrumental 

(Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via awwhawkeye)

crabs-in-general:

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image
spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

oh yes instrumental 

(Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via awwhawkeye)

secretlylalonde:

If you don’t read my tags you’re missing out on 95% of my personality

(Source: adhdpidge, via n-haught)

nemhaine42:
“ Steve had had more than enough practise with the shield to use it as a sled. It was, in fact, a really effective sled - the curve made a shallow track which got slippier with each run - and he’d put it to that exact use the very first...

nemhaine42:

Steve had had more than enough practise with the shield to use it as a sled. It was, in fact, a really effective sled - the curve made a shallow track which got slippier with each run - and he’d put it to that exact use the very first winter he’d had it. That and all the inventive handling on missions made for a large showing-off repertoire that his fellow Avengers just couldn’t compete with. Clint toppled over sideways into a snow bank, getting snow up the back of his jacket, and Thor overshot and tipped himself head-first into an icy stream.

It got an especially good reaction out of Darcy too, when he used his weight to twist and turn their way down. She shrieked all the way down the hill and wrapped her arms tight around his thighs. She only pretended to pout when he stopped them in a big pile of snow and warmed her hands by shoving them up under his hoodie ‘in revenge.’ He didn’t mind if her hands lingered a bit longer than was needed.

Happy Christmas, Darcylanders!

(via fuckyeahdarcylewis)