swimming pools are so weird man we dig holes in the ground and fill them with liquid we cant breathe in and then spend an hour or so at a time trying not to drown in it
this is my most reblogged post this isn’t how I want to be remembered
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In today’s edition of ‘Unnecessarily Gendered Items’
the only tea u should drink is
I was actually curious about this and so looked up the ingredients of each tea to see if there was an actual reason as to why they would be gendered.
Men’s tea: ginger, cardamom, liquorice, carob, cinnamon, barley malt, roasted chicory, peppermint, fenugreek, fennel, mace, anise, ginseng flowers, astragalus, turmeric root, chili pepper, cinnamon extract (natural flavour), black pepper.
Women’s tea: ginger, cinnamon, orange peel, fennel, chamomile, barley malt, dandelion, black pepper, orange extract (natural flavour), juniper berries, liquorice, cardamom, cloves, angelica root extract (natural flavour).
I know from previous research that angelica root is used in some herbal remedies for menstruation, and we know chamomile has been used for soothing nerves. The male tea has has more hot spices (which increases blood flow) and fenugreek (which apparently increases libido).
This translates to: Period Tea, and Boner Tea.
Thanks, Yogi.
PERIOD TEA AND BONER TEA
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why are 15 year olds so angry
because the world is a shitty place and fifteen is around the age that people start to realize that
actually this is very accurate
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damn CNN tried to get #AskACop trending but it backfired completely and twitter isn’t holding back
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Leslie Jones hitting on Colin Jost
#whitemaleobjectifaction2k15
tall glass of almond milk
I am finished
She started with an acceptable term for his race, then started comparing him to food,
WHICH IS WHAT WHITE MEN DO TO US
But I’m absolutely certain that went completely over the heads of all white men who watched this.She forgot raw pasta in a clear glass
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What they say:
There is a skeleton inside you.The truth:
You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain.What the fuck
Holy fucking shit what the fuck
Even cooler:
YOU ARE A SCRAP OF MEAT PILOTING A BONE MECHA
Shinji get in the fucking bone.
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defend jewish women who are afraid to wear their star of david necklaces because they have been targeted
defend jewish men who are afraid to wear their kippot and peyos because they have been assaulted and murdered
defend jewish students who have been relentlessly harassed by “activists” at their colleges
defend jews who are being blamed for politics they have nothing to do with
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you dangerous, dangerous people
That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.
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