Try and tell me this movie sucks, just try.
Dear god, what is this movie?
(Source: chopsueycinema, via thepainofthesass)
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
(Source: manda, via thepainofthesass)
MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’
the post that started it all
oh god
Never not reblogging.
I’m pretty sure there’s some kind of moral obligation to reblog this.
(Source: bvcknsteve, via thepainofthesass)
Written permission to come into my ask box and yell about AUs whenever
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]
PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.
It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats.
Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.
http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing
http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)
http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)
I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!
YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!
(Source: fuckyeahfelines, via dadnetos)
73r:
Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking
Fun story my history teacher told us: his grandfather during the industrial revolution walked past a flyer which said “looking for smart strong boys” so he went into the factory, said “i’m strong and smart”, and he had that job from age 13 to 78
and this is why they expect the younger generation to simply “get a job” ahh it’s so much clearer now
(via thepainofthesass)
i will will never not reblog this
5. But if you break her rules, they will not find your body.
HELL YEAH
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Supernatural AU where Satan and Metatron are lawyers comparing one against the other in court.
I’m rooting for Satan
we are all rooting for Satan
WITH THE REPORTER ON SCENE
How even is this possible????
Satan is defending Cas
And the one who arrested them
WTF IS THIS???
Canada, ladies and gentlemen. Canada.
(Source: eown, via thepainofthesass)
j6:
japanese dragon:
- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the seachinese dragon:
- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big dealeuropean dragons:
- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- cavesslavic dragon:
- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole headsleviathan:
- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill
American Dragon:
- jake long
(Source: divinedorothy, via thepainofthesass)
