#Sam is like #man it’s pretty chilly lemme just warm my hands on this burning corpse
fun fact: Sam warming his hands wasn’t in the script. Before they shot this scene the director was talking to Jared and mentioned that it was a cold night. Jared thought the director was telling him to show that it was cold out, so he did this
THIS IS WHY I LOVE JARED
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DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE
Literal burn
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WHO CLICKS ORDER PRICES FROM HIGH TO LOW ON AMAZON AND MEANS IT
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Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
(Source: grandma-pirate, via starwarsisgay)
RIP never forget.
This is my favorite picture on the Internet
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— advice I should listen to more often myself (via losingthe-war)
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the-whovian-down-baker-street:
Hang on a minute…
Shouldn’t all mermaids be fat?
Mermaids are probably mammals, because of their visible breast tissue and horizontal tail fins.
Aquatic mammals need to have developed a thick layer of…
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Vodka Tia Moran