if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk
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Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.
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lance hunter + talking about his she-devil ex-wife
This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.
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Psst, feminists.
The equal pay act of 1963 made wage gap illegal.
Hear that?
Illegal.
Facts are shocking, right?you know what else is illegal? meth
you know what people still do? meth
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the worst part about the stereotype that young people are lazy is that it makes so much of our work seem invalid. i know so many kids who have 6+ hours of homework a day, do sports/extracurricular activities, have jobs, get less than 5 hours of sleep a night from studying, and still get dismissed as being lazy just cause their room isn’t clean
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i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb
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Back in my day the teachers didn’t have nice laptops, they pulled this shit out and sat it on some unfortunate kids desk
MAJOR FLASHBACK
what do you mean teachers don’t do this anymore
how long have i been out of school
what
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KIRK SCOTT OF PETERBOROUGH ONTARIO CANADA
This man is a SERIOUS THREAT. Please fucking be careful, and spread this like wildfire.
This “comedian” harassed a survivor of sexual assault, posting images of rape and tagged her in them on Facebook, as well as accusing her of reporting a photo he had posted on Facebook and telling her he “dreamed about raping” her. He is associated with The Wolf 101.5 radio station through Steve Kearns, an employee of the station.
Kirk Scott is PUBLICLY SAYING that he would rape someone. If he hasn’t committed sexual assault already, he is an imminent threat to do so. Please please please reblog this and spread the word. Peterborough media outlets refuse to report on the story, and the police have done NOTHING. The police have even publicly shaken hands with Kirk Scott at events, and refuse to help the victims of his violent harassment.
FUCK KIRK SCOTT.
EDIT: I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT SEVERAL EX GIRLFRIENDS OF KIRK SCOTT HAVE COME FORWARD WITH STORIES OF PHYSICAL ABUSE PERPETRATED BY HIM.
KIRK SCOTT IS AN ABUSIVE PIECE OF SHIT. PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST.
ew ew ew
Guys this person lives in my home town
we need to address this!
please share this around
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Vodka Tia Moran
