DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
(via bleedingwillow96)
can’t believe schools want kids to focus on “learning”???!!! that’s so fucked up tbh
You’re on tumblr.
In case you haven’t noticed, you are the intellectually elite. You don’t learn anything new in school.
If you’re not, you’re probably one of the popular people who logs on only every once in a while to update your crappy blog with things no one cares about and doesn’t even understand our jokes and should’ve stayed on facebook.
(Source: ufoforhumanrights, via bleedingwillow96)
#Harry Potter and the Representation I Didn’t Actually Bother to Write But Still Want Credit For
Can we please stop flipping the fuck out about this? She’s not “taking credit for” or announcing anything. She is literally answering a question on twitter. And for god’s sake we already knew he was Jewish. Anyone as good with etymology and name symbolism as she is wouldn’t just give a character the last name “Goldstein” by mistake.
Like, as a Jewish girl I am furious that all the SJ types on this website are pissed that JKR announced that Anthony happens to be Jewish, but y’all are more than happy to ignore actual problems with Jewish representation in the media, not to mention that fact that the progressive left is anti-Semitic and hostile to Jews as fuck. You want to be mad on my peoples’ behalf? I’ll make you a list. And JKR’s twitter won’t be fucking on it.
(Lauren this rant is not directed at you—this is just the first time it appeared on my dash in full form)
(He was in the first 40 students she created for the first book)
(a reason I consider reasonable as to why Wiccans were unlikely Hogwarts students)
Like for reals can we move past this?
THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH. I’m a writer and believe you me, I could tell you all the things about my characters. For example, there’s a character (a guy) who’s in love with a girl. Okay, so he’s straight, right? False, he’s bi, he’s slept with guys before, and the fact that he’s not sleeping with a guy doesn’t change that. JK says Anthony Goldstein is Jewish, I buy it, because it's her universe. Damn.
(Source: oldkniife, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
from one insomniac to the next
this shit will put you out
there’s a whole line of these drinks pertaining to different things
apparently they’re all psychological except this one
but everyone I’ve talked to said this is the only one that actually works
the first time I only drank to where my index finger is in the picture, but I was out like a light in about 45 minutes
really helpful if you’re trying to fix your sleeping pattern for school
There’s one called Neuro Bliss and its literally what every pmsing girl needs. It’s happiness in a bottle.
I can testify that this shit is literally the fucking best okay. The neuro energy is like an energy drink but lighter and it makes you feel awake without it tasting like death. There’s a neuro focus as well and it makes it easier to concentrate on everything while still being delicious. There’s a whole huge line of them and they’re all different flavors and some are carbonated and some are not.I see these at the grocery store sometimes.
Maybe I’ll pick one up next time I see it.
ATTENTION ATTENTION
The Neuro line of drinks WORK 100% as a nightly buyer of Neuro Sleep i can fully attest to it’s effects as a very applicable sleep aid.Neuro Trim is also good for having a full feeling, to keep you from eating too much.
IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY SLEEPING, BUY NEURO SLEEP IT WILL HELP YOU
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS BECAUSE I TOO LOVE THE NEURO LINE.
Story time: My sleep schedule got fucked up because I worked at a movie theatre, which would mean late nights, getting off work at like 2, 3, or 4 in the morning. It would get cray. So when I needed sleep, but my body wasn’t giving me that satisfaction, I grabbed a NeuroSleep and THIS SHIT WORKS. I’ve never finished a bottle before falling asleep. Best part: Not habit forming and it’s cheap. What makes it work? It has melatonin in it.
as far as i can tell they are vegan too, yay :)
WHY ISNT THIS IN ENGLAND
They are! At least, theyre in my town’s waitrose
But really though guys. That person up there a bit who mention NeuroBliss, that stuff is not just for PMS. I have it for when I’m freaking out, it helps you chill out and it also. Get this. At least in my experience, it helps you focus. It helps a lot. And it’s cheap.
(Source: anisky, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
from one insomniac to the next
this shit will put you out
there’s a whole line of these drinks pertaining to different things
apparently they’re all psychological except this one
but everyone I’ve talked to said this is the only one that actually works
the first time I only drank to where my index finger is in the picture, but I was out like a light in about 45 minutes
really helpful if you’re trying to fix your sleeping pattern for school
There’s one called Neuro Bliss and its literally what every pmsing girl needs. It’s happiness in a bottle.
I can testify that this shit is literally the fucking best okay. The neuro energy is like an energy drink but lighter and it makes you feel awake without it tasting like death. There’s a neuro focus as well and it makes it easier to concentrate on everything while still being delicious. There’s a whole huge line of them and they’re all different flavors and some are carbonated and some are not.I see these at the grocery store sometimes.
Maybe I’ll pick one up next time I see it.
ATTENTION ATTENTION
The Neuro line of drinks WORK 100% as a nightly buyer of Neuro Sleep i can fully attest to it’s effects as a very applicable sleep aid.Neuro Trim is also good for having a full feeling, to keep you from eating too much.
IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY SLEEPING, BUY NEURO SLEEP IT WILL HELP YOU
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS BECAUSE I TOO LOVE THE NEURO LINE.
Story time: My sleep schedule got fucked up because I worked at a movie theatre, which would mean late nights, getting off work at like 2, 3, or 4 in the morning. It would get cray. So when I needed sleep, but my body wasn’t giving me that satisfaction, I grabbed a NeuroSleep and THIS SHIT WORKS. I’ve never finished a bottle before falling asleep. Best part: Not habit forming and it’s cheap. What makes it work? It has melatonin in it.
as far as i can tell they are vegan too, yay :)
WHY ISNT THIS IN ENGLAND
They are! At least, theyre in my town’s waitrose
But really though guys. That person up there a bit who mention NeuroBliss, that stuff is not just for PMS. I have it for when I’m freaking out, it helps you chill out and it also. Get this. At least in my experience, it helps you focus. It helps a lot. And it’s cheap.
(Source: anisky, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Deadass
whoop, there it is.
Today, I literally googled “Why are Obama’s approval ratings so low” because i was super confused. I mean, I know there are things not to like, I know there are frustrations on both sides but things have gotten measurably better. And now, after fifty years of failed sanctions against Cuba we have a dialogue again? With the Pope’s help? That’s just awesome.
(Source: lildcup, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
The closest we will get to photographs of Egyptians who lived during 30 BC-AD 324.
Shown here a examples of the extraordinary mummy mask portraits produced in Egypt during the Roman period. These portraits were essentially the mixing of two traditions: the Roman interest in realistic portraiture, and mummification, which had been practiced in Egypt for millennia. These were most often painted in encaustic (a mixture of pigment and hot wax), on a wooden board, at an approximately lifelike scale. These wooden panels were then placed on the outside of the cartonnage coffin, either cautiously wrapped into the mummy bandages, or placed over the head of the deceased individual.
The topic of the accuracy of the portraits has been heavily researched, and it is now clear that these portraits displayed the person as they appeared in life -with sometimes a bit of artistic licence. It has been possible for researchers to recognize members of a family through analyzing their physical similarities depicted, and to date some mummies on the basis of clothing, hairstyles and jewellery worn in the portrait.
Now for a few points about the specific portraits shown as examples above (for more detailed accounts, check out the museum listings given below). All of these examples were, of course, found in Egypt. The ‘portrait of a thin-faced man’ shown first has remarkably free brushwork, and the man depicted displays a direct, intent gaze. The braids worn by the women in the 2nd example date the portrait to around the period of Roman emperor Trajan. The next portrait of a woman is attributed to the Malibu Painter. Dated to the Flavian dynasty by her hairstyle, she has incredibly large, expressive eyes, and her rich jewellery is indicative of her elite status. Perhaps the most remarkable of the portraits given in this post, the 4th example is of a young boy named Eutyches, who is dressed in a white Roman tunic, and looks calmly at the viewer. High rates of infant and child mortality, as attested to by this portrait, was an unfortunate reality of the ancient world in general. A bearded man is shown next, which dates to the Roman Imperial period. The portrait of a woman shown in the 6th image is attributed to the Isidora Master, and displays a mature women named Isidora, fully accessorized. A youth is displayed in the 7th portrait. Interestingly, a treated abnormality is evident in his right eye. Dating to the Roman Imperial period, the man displayed in the final example shown gazes confidently out at the viewer.
While I always strongly encourage people to view all forms of ancient art in person, the mummy portraits of Roman Egypt are of the most remarkable to see face-to-face. If you are to see no other form of ancient art, if at all possible, go see examples of these, for they bring ancient history alive. As artist Euphrosyne Doxiadis stated: “The Fayum portraits have an almost disturbing lifelike quality and intensity. The illusion, when standing in front of them, is that of coming face to face with someone one has to answer to—someone real.”
Portrait of a thin-faced man, AD 140–170, courtesy of the Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York: 09.181.3.
Female Portrait Mask, 2nd century, courtesy of the Walters Art Museum, Baltimore: 32.5.
Mummy Portrait of a Woman, AD 75-100, courtesy of the J. Paul Getty Museum, Villa Collection, Malibu, California: 73.AP.91.
Portrait of the Boy Eutyches, AD 100–150, courtesy of the Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York: 18.9.2.
Mummy Portrait of a Bearded Man, ca. AD 170-180, courtesy of the Walters Art Museum, Baltimore: 32.6.
Mummy Portrait of a Woman, AD 100-110, courtesy of the J. Paul Getty Museum, Villa Collection, Malibu, California: 81.AP.42.
Portrait of a Youth with a Surgical Cut in one Eye, AD 190–210 courtesy of the Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York: 09.181.4.
Mummy Portrait of a Man, late 1st century, courtesy of the Walters Art Museum, Baltimore: 32.3.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
thefantasticallyroboticgrayson:
Future girlfriends: This is an acceptable purse.
“Will you hold my pur…” “Absolutely.”
I fully agree. ladies, this is your new pocket and purse alternative.
For years I’ve tried imagining something like this… but to see it… I need this.
Tomb Raider fashion line
WHERE CAN I BUY THESE???
somebody link please
here you go [x]
THESE sOLVE THE PROBLEM OF RUNNING WITH AN OVER ThE SHOULDER BAg
Run around like Naruto or something
those are FUCKING RAD I WANT
NO MORE UNDERBOOB
I WANT ONE!
(Source: corsets-and-clockwork, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
(Source: burgerrr, via goblinbutch)
Vodka Tia Moran
