oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor
you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts
you can buy endless red skittles
i never thought i’d see heaven
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rest rest REST REST REST REST REST REST
WHY IS THERE A CRESCENDO UNDER A REST?!?
I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS OH MY GOD
forcefully rest
then FIERCELY REST
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So I was flipping through the Amazing Story Generator and ended up writing season 6 of Supernatural.
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found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
i just love the sassy ones
‘it doesn’t feel good’ 'neither does sleeping alone bitch’ 'maybe u should try the next size down lol’
'it spoils the mood’ 'so does your attitude’
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and god said, “let chris pine be a prince”
excuse you hes already a prince
excuse you he was a lord in the princess diaries 2
bitch please we all know Mia eventually married Nicholas and made him Prince Consort of Genovia, he’s a prince now.
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Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.
Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.
Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus
Fucking hell yes
I need them all.
Ughhhh I love men’s wear!!
this is me! what do you think glitterandredbottoms?
I’m with them ^^
- Amber
Yep.
Flat out guarantee that this is the way into my bed.
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Iconic Disney characters gender bended.
Ariel, Cruella, Maleficent, Pocahantas, Elsa, Ursula, Aurora, and Snow White as guys. Hades and Jack Frost as girls.
*MIND BLOWN*
Hot Damn
And as always, male or female, Maleficent can get it all day, every day, any which a way from me, GODDAYUM.
This is a dangerously attractive post
^^^^^ I like those ….
Yes please, do want, one of each.
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