yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAAHHA JK
yea im a dude
of course i play fucking video games
HAHHHAHAHA JK
im really a woman
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG
indeed i am a boy
indeed i play video games
HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH
IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER
(Source: iwishihadafather, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
I love Tumblr.
The red light one kills me every time
I lost my shit at the red light one.
I wasn’t going to reblog this until I got to the red light. I am laughing so hard.
always reblog the red light story
the red light one
I will never not reblog the red light story.
(via clintashamcu97)
the ol’ razzzle dazzle
No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!
it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle
(Source: weheartit.com, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
you’re allowed to find people unattractive but don’t tell them that because it does absolutely nothing for anyone except make the person feel bad why is this such a hard thing to understand
Just because you find someone unattractive it doesn’t mean that they’re not beautiful or attractive.
It just means you don’t find them attractive. It’s subjective.
(Source: joshpeck, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Still want to play this.
I am both terrified, and intrigued
(Source: herundiscloseddesires, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
goats are literally Masters of Physics
Don’t fucking say it
I will not hesitate to punch the next person who says it
(via starwarsisgay)
#black widow has the exact same powers and ten times the skill #intellect #morality #complexity #and she’s also got something batman’s never had: #my interest
Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.
(Source: medievalfashion, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal
Whoop there it is
(Source: kramergate, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
