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I’m gonna do this. Travel around the US with three of my bestfriends.
Wow, I’d love to do this
Well, let’s assume we buy a school bus, as pictured. As a fun aside, my uncle owns a used car lot and has a school bus there. It’s pretty neat.
Anyway, where were we. Right, school bus. Let’s say we go for a standard fare, type C school bus.
We said we wanted an older model, so let’s say a 1996 S-Series, which is built on the International 3800 bus chassis by Navistar International. This is probably the kind most of us grew up with.
Now a cursory search say’s you’re probably looking at $5,500 for the bus, which isn’t bad. But let’s keep in mind gas prices. From what I can see, gas mileage for a school bus can range from 5 mpg to 12 mpg, so let’s take the midpoint and go with 8 mpg.
Let’s say we want to take this bus on a half decent road trip. Let’s say, Seatle to Los Angeles to Dalas to Chicago to Boston. This trip hits most major cities along the way. Really, an ideal roadtrip to cover all your bases. That’s 3866 miles. At 8 mpg, that’s about 483 gallons of gas. At current average diesel gas prices, that’s $1945.
That’s… actually not as bad as I thought it would be. Given you could bunk a good dozen people in a school bus at least, that gives about a total cost of $620 dollars each. Adding in potential other expenses and repairs, that’s maybe $1000 each.
Huh…
I started on this tirade to try to show how awful an idea this would be, but it’s actually not that expensive.
…
Anyone want to go halvesies on a bus?
I want to do this so badly ohmygod
WTF DID MS FRIZZLE DO TO THE BUS!
I would love to do this
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reasons why periods suck
- u get horny over fucking everything
- blood
- you fucking ruin your panties
- fuck
- what the hell
- people just fucking stop
- this list is fucking awful
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they saved her life
Y’all don’t understand what this scene means to me. This Christian girl wearing the flower crown and the white bedsheet was going to murder Piper for not kowtowing to her homophobic bullshit. Like, Piper is out here about to get shanked when the inmate counselor is within ear shot and can see what’s about to go down. Piper calls out for help, and the counselor turns his back and leaves, knowing full well that Piper might die. This is what a lot of Pacifists don’t understand: you can not react in a non-violent manner to someone who is trying to kill you. You have to be able to use the appropriate amount of force to disarm them, and thanks to these fantastic women of color, Piper didn’t die. This scene was everything.
I’ve been waiting my whole life for this gif set
I don’t even watch this show, but this is really solid advice.
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MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN TO ME
WOMEN GET REJECTED TOO
I KNOW WHAT REJECTION FEELS LIKE
I GET REJECTED QUITE A LOT, ACTUALLY
BUT DO I GET ANGRY AT THE GUYS WHO DON’T WANNA DATE ME? DO I ACT LIKE THEY OWE ME A RELATIONSHIP? DO I MURDER PEOPLE BECAUSE OF IT?
ALL OF YOU SAYING “IT’S THE WOMEN’S FAULT THAT THEY’RE BEING KILLED! THEY JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW BAD REJECTION HURTS!”
YES WE DO UNDERSTAND. AND NO WE ARE NOT AT FAULT
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I love this
lil fairy queen’s wings got tired so she took the subway
hope this child knew yall took they pic tho
hope they parents let it be posted tho
Fear not blackqueerbravado. The child in this picture is my niece. She knew I was taking her picture and her mother, my sister, let me post it. The person you reblogged it from or the person they reblogged it from removed the caption I originally put on it, which was:
The Queen as a Fairy Princess, Halloween NYC 2013
photographed by ©Channon Simmons
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Is it not also telling that likely half the guys wanted to, but could not allow themselves to?
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For the record, if you’re out walking and you see a depression in the ground where the grass is brighter green and there’s lots of clovers, azaleas and other nitrogen-fixing plants,
KEEP WALKING.
It could be a body dump.
…I really expected this to be about the dangers of walking into a faerie ring and being offered food by faw folk and foolishly accepting, leaving you trapped in faerieland forever for having cosumed the offerings of a host, a warning that I was given as a child (and nobody I go to school with was, those kids are gonna end up in some troublel.
But this is interesting too.
I was also given the faerie ring warnings, my friend (and gleefully anticipate the trouble of my classmates). This took a wildly unexpected turn.
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i dont care if text posts are fake, let me believe the world is funny and creative and parents are weird and teachers are fun and coincidences always line up with the joke. it gives me hope.
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What the actual fuck
These people exist.
What the fuck
just… just fuck off america
The hell is wrong with you, America.
*tour guide voice* and here we see the male ego: fragile, feeble, crushed by the notion of women doing anything ever that doesn’t include/benefit men.
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